Jacqui Smith puts porn on expenses

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Draper Does DallasThe Home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been caught claiming expenses for her husbands porn.

She says that she accidently claimed for her Sky TV bill – complete with porn – along with her internet connection.

Her husband, Richard Timney, has apologised for embarassing his wife.  I can’t blame the poor bloke to be honest, imagine being married to that sour faced fascist bitch?

I wonder what mucky films they watch in the Timney-Smith household.  Debbie Draper Does Dallas?  Alice Alistair in Underpants?  Suggestions in the comments …

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6 comments

  1. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    The porno version of 1984, if their is one.

    Besides she was the one who submitted the claim form.

  2. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Can’t say I’m familiar with that one Kev!

  3. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    Neither have I but they must of make one.

  4. axel (1214 comments) says:

    John Hurt with his cock out?

  5. M Anderson (47 comments) says:

    I wonder what mucky films they watch in the Timney-Smith household?

    Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)? Driving Into Miss Daisy? Batman in Robin? Planet Of The Gapes? Playmate of The Apes?
    PocAHotASS? Poke-a-hot-ass (Pocahontas)
    Pokey Man Poon Raider: The Cradle Of Love
    Poonstone (Tombstone)
    Poonstruck
    poop dreams
    Pooper Troopers
    Porn Free
    Porn of the Century
    Porn on the 4th of July
    Pornship Troopers

  6. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    M Anderson, you certainly know your porn!

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