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29 Mar

Jacqui Smith puts porn on expenses

Draper Does DallasThe Home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been caught claiming expenses for her husbands porn.

She says that she accidently claimed for her Sky TV bill – complete with porn – along with her internet connection.

Her husband, Richard Timney, has apologised for embarassing his wife.  I can’t blame the poor bloke to be honest, imagine being married to that sour faced fascist bitch?

I wonder what mucky films they watch in the Timney-Smith household.  Debbie Draper Does Dallas?  Alice Alistair in Underpants?  Suggestions in the comments …

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6 Responses to “Jacqui Smith puts porn on expenses”

  1. 1
    revinkevin Says:

    The porno version of 1984, if their is one.

    Besides she was the one who submitted the claim form.

  2. 2
    wonkotsane Says:

    Can’t say I’m familiar with that one Kev!

  3. 3
    revinkevin Says:

    Neither have I but they must of make one.

  4. 4
    axel Says:

    John Hurt with his cock out?

  5. 5
    M Anderson Says:

    I wonder what mucky films they watch in the Timney-Smith household?

    Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)? Driving Into Miss Daisy? Batman in Robin? Planet Of The Gapes? Playmate of The Apes?
    PocAHotASS? Poke-a-hot-ass (Pocahontas)
    Pokey Man Poon Raider: The Cradle Of Love
    Poonstone (Tombstone)
    Poonstruck
    poop dreams
    Pooper Troopers
    Porn Free
    Porn of the Century
    Porn on the 4th of July
    Pornship Troopers

  6. 6
    wonkotsane Says:

    M Anderson, you certainly know your porn!

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