Yesterday I got a call from Mrs Sane who was out on the road asking me to phone the police for her and tell them that some clever person had lobbed a traffic cone off an island onto the dual carriageway below and that just after the cone was a broken down and the two [...]

The MP for Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath in Scotland standing in front of a British flag talking telling us his latest plan to balls up the English education system. Perverse. And does No Mandate Brown mention the country he’s talking about once in his 30 minute election address speech? Of course not!  But he does talk [...]

That’s right, he’s done it again.  Despite a strong performance from Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy, El Gordo managed to maintain a convincing lead from early on in the voting and finished up with 62% of the vote in a head-to-head contest with the Emperor of the European Commission. No Mandate Brown was nominated for using the [...]

Let’s get this straight right now – I do not support English Votes on English Laws.  It’s an insult to our nation and a constitutional fudge that is doomed to failure. It is, however, a recognition of more than a decade of institutional discrimination against England at the hands of the British establishment and the [...]

A week late (still no reminders from the person who said he was going to remind me!) and here is the Twat of the Week voting for the last fortnight … The first candidate, as ever, is El Presidente himself, Gordon “5 Pints” McBrown who was nominated by email for using his dead child for [...]

Since the scum-sucking-pig-gate affair kicked off, David Wright MP has been a bit quiet not only on the Twitter front but I’m told his office telephone has been going unanswered when people are ringing for comments. My spies tell me that David has been hauled over the coals but don’t worry, the Brownshirts haven’t sent [...]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.  My MP (until May if he manages to hang on that long) David Wright has landed himself in a spot of bother with his inappropriate use of Twitter.  It was inevitable really, he’s been at it for some time now. There’s been a bit of a tweetmeme going on [...]

According to ConservativeHome, “Cast Iron” Dave has given a cast iron guarantee that while he is Prime Minister the UK will never join the Euro. Let’s hope this cast iron guarantee is more of a cast iron guarantee than the cast iron guarantee that we’d get a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty.

The results of the second Twat of the Week vote of 2010 are in and it’s a predictable win for the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan who, despite being nominated for no reason other reason than the fact that he’s Gordon Brown, still managed to secure 39% of the vote. Thanks god this isn’t a [...]

I should have posted this yesterday but I forgot again!  Time to cast your votes for this week’s Twat of the Week … The nominations are: John Terry – for cheating pale French on pale English Gordon Brown for being Gordon Brown David Cameron: Wussy toff of a political leader. He hasn’t done much to [...]

A Populus poll conducted for BBC News has shown a marked increase in the number of people who don’t believe in the global warming climate change CO2 pollution religion. Just 3 months ago 41% of people believed in man-made climate change, now only 26% believe.  38% believe that climate change is not proven to be man-made when 3 months [...]

Euthanasia and mercy killings are back in the news again, largely thanks to my favourite author, Terry Pratchett. Terry Pratchett has a rare form of Alzheimers and wants to shuffle off the mortal coil on his own terms, in a chair in his garden listening to music taking an overdose of painkillers with alcohol.  And why [...]

Last week’s Twat of the Week was very popular with the maximum number of votes being cast (there’s a limit of 50) in less than 2 days. Send me your nominations for this week’s Twat of the Week award by Friday lunchtime, ready for voting on Saturday. Either email me or leave a comment with [...]