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23 May

The case for a British Confederation

Yesterday I explained that I don’t want a vote on Scottish independence and predicted how Alex Salmond would approach “independence” for Scotland. If I am right about my prediction of what form Scottish “independence” will take is right – ie. a confederation – then that’s not necessarily a bad thing.  The ideal way to govern [...]

22 May

I don’t want a vote on Scottish independence

So it’s a couple of weeks since the SNP romped home to a comprehensive victory in the Scottish Parliament elections and there’s still no sign of an independence referendum but there is still plenty of talk about what the “independence” will be and who should have a vote. Scotland will never be independent, even if [...]

12 Apr

CEP: Gordon Brown will make slaves of English children

The British Prime Minister has announced plans to force all English children to carry out at least 50 hours of community service before the age of 19. Luckily, the plans are in his manifesto pledge for the next British elections and are therefore extremely unlikely to ever come to fruition for the two very good [...]

17 Mar

Tory Turncoat

A lot of people I talk to were of the opinion that Camoron would ditch the proposed English Votes on English Matters/English Grand Committee idea once they got into power.  How wrong they were. David Cameron is poised to draw back from proposing to slap an all-out ban on Scottish MPs debating and voting on [...]

11 Jan

What’s behind the promotion of Britishness?

The Torygraph, the BBC, Walkers, Stagecoach – just four companies (yes, the BBC is a company even if it does appear to be more like a government department or a branch of the Liebour Party) that are spending their own money actively promoting “Britain” and Britishness. Why?  What would prompt Walkers – a multinational corporation [...]

11 Dec

Cameron for Scotland

David Camoron gave a speech in Edinburgh yesterday in which he extolled the virtues of the union and dashed any hopes that England under the Conswervatives might ever achieve equality. Camoron is a tit.  A complete and utter fucking idiot.  The Tories will never be elected in Scotland yet at every possible opportunity, Camoron treks [...]

29 Oct

English Grand Committee

The media has been awash with stories of the Conswervatives “new” radical plan to save the union and solve the West Lothian Question. It’s not a new idea though, they’ve been talking about it for a couple of years at least and even then it’s not an original idea – someone told me that it [...]

27 Oct

Foreign Rugby

The Great Britain rugby team beat New Zealand today. The level of interest in the British team is so low that I didn’t even know it was happening or had taken place until it was on the news and it only made the news because the winning try was so farcical. I wonder how much [...]

18 Oct

Last King of Britain?

Hat-tip: Scots & Independent

16 Jul

Who’s representing England?

No Mandate Brown is jetting off to Belfast today for a summit – called a Council of the Isles by an Irish minister this morning – to discuss issues such as crime and drugs. Also attending are representatives from the Republic of Ireland, the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly, the Northern Irish Assembly, the Isle [...]

01 May

Today is a special occassion

Today is the anniversary of … The death of Hitler The RAF bombing 2 airfields at Port Stanley in the Falklands to stop the Argies from using them The death of Ayrton Senna The UK’s biggest general one day strike (over a million people) The banning of elections in Cuba May Day riots in London [...]

25 Jan

Britishness lessons in English schools

A report for the Department of Education has concluded that English schools should put more emphasis on a British identity in lessons. Citizenship lessons are now compulsary for secondary school pupils but the report says that not enough emphasis is placed on Britishness and Gordon Brown’s mysterious values than bind us all together. Education is devolved [...]

15 Jan

Hain tells Welsh to protect union

Anglophobic bigot, Peter Hain, has followed the Tartan Taxman by warning that the union is being attacked by the Tories and nationalists. He tells the Welsh that “the contribution of Wales to the industrial development of Britain was enormous, helping to create prosperity and to turn us into a world power.  In return, Wales has [...]

13 Jan

The Penny’s Dropped

English wankers If you listen very carefully you can still hear the tinkling of the dropping penny down at Downing Street.According to our leader-in-waiting, the UK is being menaced by an “opportunist group of nationalists” who are “playing fast and loose” with the union. Apparently, “it is very important to recognise that Britishness and Britain [...]

12 Jan

Happy Anniversary

The Act of Union was ratified in the Scottish Parliament on the 16th January 1707. What will you be doing to celebrate the Act of Union? Personally, I’ll mark the occassion by calling for the repeal of the Act of Union and the establishment of a federal British government.

12 Dec

Thieving toads

The New Labour election fund Barnett formula has been sending even more English money to our neighbours. The Times has today published an article explaining exactly how much of our taxes goes to our thieving, subsidy junkie neighbours leaving our health service so underfunded that cancer patients are told to shut up and die because [...]

28 Nov

81% of Sun readers want independence

Yesterday’s phone-in poll amongst Sun readers resulted in 81% of people saying they wanted English independence from the rest of the UK.

26 Nov

The Union: Dead, Marw, Déide, Marbh, Neuvio, Marow

A poll in today’s Sunday Telegraph shows that a massive 68% of English people believe that England should have an English Parliament and 48% of people believe that England should declare its independence. What is most interesting is that English support for North British independence is higher than in North Britain. The figures are as follows: Should [...]

08 Sep

Red, White and Brown

The Ignorant Jock has kicked off his leadership campaign with a speech in North Britain on Britishness. The speech is, frankly, bizarre for someone who has constantly displayed his North British credentials and the timing is particularly strange given that next year sees elections in England, North Britain and West Britain and Labour are seriously [...]

04 Sep

Germany unveils “trans-national” regions

Germany has unveiled their planned “trans-national” regions which they will propose when they take over the EU presidency in January.  They have also promised to revive the EU Constitution which was rejected in referenda in France and the Netherlands – both pro-EU countries. The new euroregions will cross national boundaries in an attempt to destroy [...]

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