The nominations are in an it’s time to cast your votes.

A quick reminder of what they’ve all done to deserve a nomination: 

“Terrorist supporter and sympathiser, obnoxious ugly git, all round arsehole and hater of England and the English Peter Hain. I cant even bear to look at him, let alone listen to his spiteful, bigoted drivel.”

The nomination for the unelected Scottish Home Secretary of England, Charlie Falconer, was because of his latest summary justice plans for England.

Gordon Brown for his two-faced “preserve the union and my job at all costs” speeches in Scotland.

Tony Bliar for apologising on behalf of us all for the British Empire’s support of slavery – nobody asked him to apologise for us and we have nothing to apologise for, it’s all ancient history.

Douglas Alexander, the Scottish Minister for Transport in England, for introducing road pricing in England but not in Scotland where he was elected.

George Bush is Mrs Sane’s wildcard entry this week and the reason is because he’s American, he’s annoying and because he has Tony Bliar up his arse and our soldiers are dying because of it.