Well, what a bumper day this has been for letters. First of all there’s this one in the Shropshire Star, in response to the council announcing that they’re going to put in average speed cameras on one of the safest roads, relatively speaking, in the borough: Average speed trap not fair for motorists Councillor Bentley [...]

… could someone not only consider suing god but actually manage to get a judge to hear the case. Senator Ernie Chambers of Nebraska brought a law suit against god to get a permanent injunction to prevent “death, destruction and terrorisation” caused by him. He says he has done it to expose the ridiculous legal [...]

Just looking for some information on a recent event held by Telford & Wrekin Council and came across the Leisure, Culture and Tourism page. First thing I noticed was the missing comma in the title so it reads “Leisure Culture and Tourism”. It’s just a little thing but without the comma the title means something [...]

I just took #4 to bed and read a book with her. It was a simple book – One Apple, Two Ducks, that kind of thing. Normally she’d have something with a bit more of a plot but I’m trying to teach her to read. Anyway, she did well reading out the letters and doing [...]

This should brighten your day up – a whole page dedicated to insults meted out at the illiterate eurofederalist commie retard, Dirty European Spunkmonkey Socialist. I just happened to mention, in passing, to the ginger one that it would be funny if all the insults he’s had were collated in one place and lo and [...]

Naughty Bob Piper gives us an explanation of economics: SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The [...]

Birmingham City Council has sent a leaflet to 720,000 households to thank them for helping them hit their recycling targets early. Printing 720,000 colour leaflets and posting them to every household is a pretty stupid thing to do in itself – it cost the taxpayer £15k and how many of those leaflets will end up [...]

Courtesy of Tommy English An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman drinking beer in a country pub. That night as they are leaving a huge truck thunders through main street and kills all three! The next day the publican is surprised to see the Englishman walk back into his pub. The Englishman tells him that [...]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – nobody stands a chance of winning a by-election but the Conswervative at the moment. John Howell took 56.95% of the vote and ended up with nearly a 10,000 vote majority. Liebour came fifth and lost his deposit, being beaten by the Illiberal Dumbocrats, the Green [...]

I saw this outside the toilet door at work and had to take a picture.  Inspired. Technorati Tags: John Terry, Funny

Following yesterday’s revelation in the press that Liebour is on the brink of bankruptcy, I did some digging of my own. According to the list of loans at the Electoral Commission’s website, Liebour has almost £13m of loans due for repayment this year. It also transpires that in quarter 4 of last year, even the [...]

Ian Taylor, a builder from Gloucestershire, has cut his car in half with and angle grinder rather than let wheel clamping bandits, NCP, take his car away. He bought a knackered old Fiesta for his son but it was beyond economical repair so he declared it off-road and parked it on his drive while he [...]

May the fire of socialism burn inside you as strong as the cars and shops your friends will be setting on fire today. Technorati Tags: May Day

A few weeks ago I asked what the apocalyptic non-event of the next decade would be. It was a close race right up until a few days ago but there is now a clear winner: The four “other” were: An as yet unknown disease will sweep the world New feudalism English nationalism continues to rise, [...]

In the poll asking if gingers should be drowned at birth, 10 people said yes and 5 said no.  In view of this overwhelming support for the erradication of gingers, what should be done about the existing gingers?  I discussed this with my ginger colleague to gauge the views of the ginger community and he [...]

In today’s Birmingham Post …  Blind are targeted with leaflet campaign BLIND and partially-sighted Sandwell people and their carers are to be targeted in a year-long leaflet campaign offering help. The project has been launched amid fears people with varying eyesight conditions are unaware of the assistance available to them. Polly Kaur, who is leading [...]

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The following safety warning was found last night inside a christmas cracker: Safety Warning These crackers are for adult use only and not suitable for children under 5 years of age as they may contain a functional sharp point of edge, or small parts, which may constitute a choking hazrd.  Did I mention that the [...]

Shopping with Mrs Sane yesterday, we popped into the Entertainer.  I couldn’t help laughing at the message on the box … Technorati Tags: Funny, Superman, Translation

Fresh milk is good for you right?  Good for your bones, good for your health in general and it tastes good.  I could drink gallons of the stuff if it wasn’t for the fact we already get through 5 or 6 pints a day as it is! So why are the British government aiming to [...]