Dirty European Shithead

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

This should brighten your day up – a whole page dedicated to insults meted out at the illiterate eurofederalist commie retard, Dirty European Spunkmonkey Socialist.

I just happened to mention, in passing, to the ginger one that it would be funny if all the insults he’s had were collated in one place and lo and behold, here it is: The Wall of DES.

The only thing missing is a picture of the slack jawed knob gobbler himself.

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  1. Quiet_Man (2 comments) says:

    Made me laugh, keep wondering if it\’s just a parody of a socialist when I see his comments, but then I look at his blog.

  2. Charlie Marks (365 comments) says:

    Ah, wonko. Homophobia, red-bating… Yer a class act.

    As for DES – is he for real?

  3. Mac the Knife (3 comments) says:

    How do you add to it? There’s no comment function, and I’ve taken the piss out of him loads. It’s hardly fair.

    Boldy giong nowere is obfiuslky a nazi shithed hoo isnut serios abot stufing DSE.

    He wontz too buger ferry dogs an shit coz he isunt DSE.

    The EY is the best thing in teh worlfd sins hanig a biskit barle puhsed up mh ahes! Fukc of you nazis!

  4. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Good point, he doesn’t give any way to contact him. I’ll let him know. You can send them to me in the meantime, I’ll make sure he gets them to add to the list.

    Charlie, I’m afraid he is real. He even gets linked to from various Liebour blogs.

  5. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    There’s now an email address to submit new insults on the Wall of DES page.

  6. axel (1214 comments) says:

    I thought he was just dull and boring 🙁

    A bit verbose and wanky but otherwise quiet

  7. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    His own blog isn’t the best insight into his deranged wankishness, it’s the comments he leaves on other peoples’ blogs.

  8. axel (1214 comments) says:

    ‘nevaer has so much been owed…..’

    What is this speech better known as?

    I was looking for it on U-tube but could not find it

  9. "Dirty European Socialist" (1 comments) says:

    You’re the shithead. This blog is crap.
    I have an IQ of 120 with postgrad qualifications.
    Youre bolog is pile of crap written a by low IQ bore.
    “Quiet Man” Nope your a noisy shit
    “Charlie Marks” What homophobia are you gay?
    axel is a boring axel wanker.

  10. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Yeah, my blog must be crap. That’s what all the awards were for, being crap. I wonder who gets more visitors – me or you? I suspect it’s not you, even though the number of pro-Liebour blogs is short enough to write on your penis.

    Perhaps you can clarify something – my obviously sub-standard IQ of 138 isn’t up to the job of understanding how you can have post grad qualifications when you’re incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence that doesn’t read like it was written by a mentally defective chimp wearing boxing gloves, can you elaborate on what your post grad qualifications are?

  11. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Oh, alright then, you have happily proved the point everyone was making

  12. Andi (82 comments) says:

    Tell us what your post-grad qualifications are. Tell us which university you got them from. Anyone can boast about shit on the internet if they don’t have to provide any evidence to back it up. I could say I was a rocket engineer, or that I was writing this from a secret government orbital platform around Saturn, and you couldn’t do shit to prove otherwise. Give us some evidence to support your claims to a vast academic qualification and an earth-shattering IQ instead of spewing forth your mewling, childish insults.

    DES really is a puzzle to me. I have no idea what makes him so stupid, but it clearly works. The turd-fondling, Gordo-shagging, smelly-crotched bastard.

  13. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    Leave him alone it is not nice to mock the afflicted.

  14. Andi (82 comments) says:

    Revin: It may not be nice, but its jolly good fun!

  15. Charlie Marks (365 comments) says:

    DES said: “Charlie Marks” What homophobia are you gay?

    So what if I am? I was criticising Wonko, as a matter of fact.

  16. The Secret Person (15 comments) says:

    Problem is, that could easily just be a spoof of DES, it is all his classic lines, but written a bit too well. And he didn’t say Nazi or Hitler once, which isn’t like him.

    I don’t know if it counts as an insult, because I was serious at the time, but I once said

    “Come on guys, leave DES’ grammar alone. He’s obviously not a native English speaker.”

    Little did I know it was because spelling and grammar are for women and he has a male brain, which makes him a strategic genius.

  17. Dirty Euro (2 comments) says:

    Wankstane is low iq pig face with a tiny dick on his forehead.

  18. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Innumerate as well as illiterate? An IQ of 100 is average, an IQ of 138 is 2 points off genius. I guess there were no maths questions in your IQ test. Or spelling. Or common sense, logic or observation. In fact, I think the only way you would be able to score 120 on an IQ test would be if the only questions were your name and age and the answers were multiple choice.

  19. Andi (82 comments) says:

    “…if the only questions were your name and age and the answers were multiple choice.”

    You’re being unduly lenient there, I think. I’m sure DES would still fuck it up somehow.

  20. axel (1214 comments) says:

    I dont think IQ score is an arithmetic progression is it logarythmic or something you need to take your socks off yo calculate?

  21. The Secret Person (15 comments) says:

    I feel kind of sorry for him. I mean, imagine living in his world.

    There’s all these people writing political stuff on the internet that obviously really confuses him. Despite being a geo-political genius, for some reason people think he’s thick. Having a male brain he lacks the necessary communication skills to express his genius ideas like “Anyone who doesn’t love Gordon Brown is a Nazi”, “You’re all Nazis” and “Nazi, Nazi, Hitler, Tory, Nazi”.

    He sees so many Nazis around he must feel like Anne Frank.

    And you are all insulting him and being mean. Instead of engaging with the debate typical tory troll nazis.

  22. Dirty Euro (2 comments) says:

    Wankersworld is at it again the stalking dick.
    Axel your the bore and a turd.
    Andi has sexual fantasies about me it seems.
    Wankestane is dumb. Yikes.

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