Another petition to sign

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

The petition calling on El Gordo to resign now has over 25k signatures.

But it’s spawned another petition calling for him to carry on leading our great country which I would urge you to sign.  I don’t imagine the petition will be there for long so I’ll list the names below …

  • Brad Owen
  • john fisk
  • Ashie
  • Joy Wendy Endcomes
  • Andrew Neil
  • Charles Ponzi
  • D N Disnigh
  • Noki Aitonthehead
  • I. Wright
  • Mr N.O. McMandate
  • Ivor Broquen-Printer
  • Mr. P. Iss-Off
  • Mr S Meargate
  • Dustin Mihands
  • Gordon Smallcock
  • Mrs Tricoteuse
  • Prof L. Igate-Tosser
  • Nick Robinson
  • Asif Ali ZARDARI, President
  • Sarah Brown
  • Gordon pension robber Brown
  • All your friends at the BBC
  • A.S. Long-As-It’s The Wright Thing
  • Juan Ay-Jocque
  • Billy Nomates
  • I.T. Beganinamerica
  • Simon Scrotum
  • No More Return To Boom And BUST
  • Karl Marx
  • Dolly Draper
  • Orson Carte
  • Phil McHunt
  • Imoff Tofrance
  • Nucking Futter
  • R Ving-Lhuun
  • Mr Bunk Spubble (Labour supporter)
  • it’s oor oil
  • Andrew Marr
  • F*ck off back to Scotland
  • Arthur Brown Penis
  • Do you think you’ll manage to get to 10 REAL signatures?
  • Referee R.ndum and U. Ropevote
  • Mr Barnett Dividend (Scottish Labour)
  • Nicola O’Connor
  • Wayne Kerr. Go Gordon your doing a grand job!
  • Vaal Ewes
  • Seymour Jocksin-Cabinet
  • Bob Roberts Hamster
  • Betty Swallocks
  • Rock Ing-Horse
  • M. Outhbreather
  • Hugh R. Slicker
  • Ilick Windows
  • Blair mayne UUPCON
  • I Hate Broon
  • Robert Barking-Roberts
  • K Y Jelly
  • Toenails Robinson
  • Jacqui Five-Bellies
  • google ho-tel
  • Jim Hacker’s Dangly Knackers
  • Stalin
  • Hugh Janus
  • Josef Fritzel
  • My mate Gordo and me shag sheep at the weekends
  • Esan Utter
  • Iain Dale media whore
  • Frankie McCheesecake
  • Phil MacAvity
  • Monk d’willy da honk
  • 1eyed Scottish IDIOT
  • HARRIET (too big for my boots) HARMAN
  • Jonah Broon
  • C.U. Jimmy
  • U MacMesick
  • B Ukake-Smith
  • I.F. No-Job
  • Tony Blair
  • Napoleon,Snowball,Squealer and the rest of the pigs from Animal Farm
  • Aime Wright-Burke
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Gordon FitzPeter
  • Peter FitzGordon
  • Gote Farqhuhar
  • Mike Hunt
  • Rufus T- Smee
  • Damian McSmear
  • Another fat faced bogey eater
  • I’m going to emmigrate if Brown still leads the UK in a week
  • Len dusafiver
  • Titanic Captain
  • prudence mcnutter
  • Yuri Wright -Tosser
  • Mr. You Don’t Stand a Chance.
  • His Holiness Pope Tony; purveyor of snake oil and associated transitory miracles
  • Cyclops McFuckup
  • R.E. Sign-u-tosser
  • Ian Brady
  • King Cnut and you have something in common
  • Zanu Liebour
  • Ivor Hardon
  • Hugh G. Rection
  • B.Uggeroff
  • Sir Fred Goodwin (thanks for the knighthood)
  • Paki Shop Owner
  • Ayatollah Hogmanay
  • Tony ‘I got out with at least some credibility’ Blair
  • Chipped Wheelie Bin
  • F Cough andie
  • Brownisahoon
  • Piss Off Brown!!
  • Fidel X Penses
  • Tony (I’m back and available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs) Blair
  • Gay Gordons Syphilitic Knobcheese
  • ALan Duncan Comic Genius
  • Polly the Tuscan
  • S Nottgobbler
  • Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
  • Iwillnotlethousepricesgetoutofcontrol
  • Guido Fawkes
  • G B Rownsakundt
  • Paul Uppal
  • Winston Smith

One or two of those might be down to me.  Ahem.

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