El Gordo is steering us expertly through these difficult economic times, as promised.
He’s expertly steered Northern Rock into bankruptcy and nationalisation, he’s expertly steered the economy into a recession, he’s expertly steered HBOS into an emergency takeover by Lloyds TSB and now he’s expertly steering Bradford & Bingley either into the hands of the Spaniards or nationalisation.
For over a decade he pissed our money up the wall, sold the family
silver gold for a pittance and all the time, Bliar stood there like a grinning chimp telling us what a wonderful Chancellor El Gordo was. The upshot of his criminal mismanagement of the economy is that there’s nothing left to keep us afloat now that money’s tight.