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27 Aug

Ginger coup in the Lib Dems

The Scottish Illiberal Dumocrats have elected a new leader – Tavish Scott, MSP for Shetland.

In his acceptance speech he likened himself to Olympic gold medal winner, Chris Hoy, several times, following in the footsteps of El Gordo who was using the Olympics as a platform to spout his British nationalist propaganda.  A true politician in other words.

But his appointment as leader of the Scottish Illiberal Dumocrats has a more serious side – it exposes the extent to which gingers have infiltrated the party.  Let’s look at the evidence …

Current Scottish Illiberal Dumocrats leader, Tavish Scott – ginger:

Current leader of the Illiberal Dumocrats, Nick Clegg – border-line ginger:

Former leader of the Illiberal Dumocrats, Charles Kennedy – blatantly ginger:

I can’t find any pictures of a young Minge Campbell (he’s actually more than 300 years old and cameras weren’t invented back then) so I don’t know what colour his hair was when he still had some.  The same goes for Vince Cable, his slightly more sprightly sidekick, who’s only 230 years old.

So, come the next election (if El Gordo hasn’t banned them by then), remember – a vote for the Illiberal Dumocrats is a vote for the ginger nationalists.

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7 Responses to “Ginger coup in the Lib Dems”

  1. 1
    Andi (82 comments) Says:

    But not the Ginger Liberation Army – we are an entirely separate and unrelated organisation. Much like The People’s Front Of Judea and The Judean Peoples’ Front.

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    wonkotsane (1072 comments) Says:

    I’m all for peoples’ right to self-determination but your ambitions to create a Peoples Republic of Gingistan is just wrong. A whole nation of ginger people … wait a minute, hasn’t this already been done in the Shetlands? lol

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    Andi (82 comments) Says:

    If it has, no one told me. Bastards. Bloody typical that. Time to enlist the aid of the Yanks: a regime change is in order I think…

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    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Big tav is a covert ginge, the PC term for his sort is Strawberry Blonde!

    Andi, why dont you and your congenitally cursed by god brethern go and invade Wales or somewhere nice like that?

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    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Andi, just teasing, I’m sure if one of your ancestors pissed off God, you should be forgiven by now, after all, he is the god of love and forgiveness is he not?

    Or is it a case of Turn the other cheek, unless he is ginger satan spawn and then turn to full auto-fire?

    Maybe the God who hates Gingers is more powerful than the other ones and they let him away with it in case he picks on them instead?

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    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Jeremy Thorpe too!!!!

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    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    No, he was a sodomite, i always get the 2 mixed up

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