Another Jock Bites the Dust

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Minge Campbell, the geriatric leader of the Illiberal Democrats, has finally put an end to the longest resignation in history and officially handed in his notice.

He should probably give a few weeks notice but in the circumstances – he’s 143 years old and moves with the help of strings attached to his arms and legs – they’ll probably just let him put on his slippers and shuffle off to a retirment home early.  It’ll be free, of course, and he’ll get to keep his house and all his money even though he’s rich because he lives in Scotland and only English pensioners have to sell their home and possessions to pay for their nursing care.

Anyway, he’s gone now so all that remains is for them to find another jock to take over.

Meanwhile, the bigotted tosser, Vince Cable, is acting leader of the party.  That’s the same Vince Cable who lumped English nationalists in with white supremecists and islamic fundamentalists back in September 2005.  It’s funny, I can walk from one room to another and forget what I went their for but some things – being compared to terrorists and nazi’s for instance – stick in my mind.  Funny that.

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  1. Charlie Marks (365 comments) says:

    I don’t know if he’ll run for leadership this time round, but Simon Hughes favours an English parliament. Perhaps constitutional matters will be a feature of the leadership campaign… Campbell, because his seat is in Fife, was opposed to EvoEm or any other attempt to remedy the West Lothian question.

  2. Charlie Marks (365 comments) says:

    Oh, and you should really call them the Illiberal Undemocrats, as they voted against devolved government for England and suppport the undemocratic EU…

  3. KeithS (80 comments) says:

    “Another Jock Bites the Dust”

    I sometimes wonder about Call-me-Dave Cameron. There’s another Jock name.

  4. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Charlie, it was a slip of the keyboard – normally I call them the Illiberal Dipshits or the Illiberal Dumbasscrats.

  5. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Keith, Dave the Cameroon is proud of the Scottish blood coursing through his veins. He’s said so on one or two occassions and, of course, us English are ignorant of Scotland and the Scots.

  6. Charlie Marks (365 comments) says:

    Hughes ruled himself out. Looks like a fight between Orange Bookers for control. So, no change of anything interesting happening. Unless one of them has been sleeping with ferrets or something.

  7. David B. Wildgoose (25 comments) says:

    It’ll probably be Nick Clegg.

    And just in case you think he might be English, and thus concerned about England, it’s worth pointing out that he is an ardent pro-European with a Dutch mother, half-Russian father and a Spanish wife.

    He sees his country as “Europe”, which is fair enough, except that this means he will only be interested in continuing the suppression of England and the English with whom he patently obviously does not identify.

    In other words, exactly the kind of person that will suit the anti-English bigots in the Illiberal Undemocrats right down to the ground.

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