Minge Campbell, the geriatric leader of the Illiberal Democrats, has finally put an end to the longest resignation in history and officially handed in his notice.
He should probably give a few weeks notice but in the circumstances – he’s 143 years old and moves with the help of strings attached to his arms and legs – they’ll probably just let him put on his slippers and shuffle off to a retirment home early. It’ll be free, of course, and he’ll get to keep his house and all his money even though he’s rich because he lives in Scotland and only English pensioners have to sell their home and possessions to pay for their nursing care.
Anyway, he’s gone now so all that remains is for them to find another jock to take over.
Meanwhile, the bigotted tosser, Vince Cable, is acting leader of the party. That’s the same Vince Cable who lumped English nationalists in with white supremecists and islamic fundamentalists back in September 2005. It’s funny, I can walk from one room to another and forget what I went their for but some things – being compared to terrorists and nazi’s for instance – stick in my mind. Funny that.