Traitor Bliar, the former (it’s satisfying to say that) Prime Minister, has somehow landed the job of Middle East Peace Envoy for the UK, US, EU and UN.

Other appointments announced at the same time include:

• Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela – US special envoy to Reporters sans Frontièrs
• Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe – special advisor to the International Farmers Union
• Alfred Moisiu, President of Albania – special advisor to the World Bank on free trade and the free market economy

Durka Durka Jihad Tony, let’s hope somebody does the decent thing and introduces the warmonger to Mr Semtex.