The election is almost upon us and it’s time for a prediction I think: Nick Clegg will be Prime Minister. Now, don’t get any silly ideas about the Lib Dems winning the election because they won’t.  The Tories will win the election with most seats but they won’t have a working majority and Cameron would [...]

The MP for Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath in Scotland standing in front of a British flag talking telling us his latest plan to balls up the English education system. Perverse. And does No Mandate Brown mention the country he’s talking about once in his 30 minute election address speech? Of course not!  But he does talk [...]

That’s right, he’s done it again.  Despite a strong performance from Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy, El Gordo managed to maintain a convincing lead from early on in the voting and finished up with 62% of the vote in a head-to-head contest with the Emperor of the European Commission. No Mandate Brown was nominated for using the [...]

A week late (still no reminders from the person who said he was going to remind me!) and here is the Twat of the Week voting for the last fortnight … The first candidate, as ever, is El Presidente himself, Gordon “5 Pints” McBrown who was nominated by email for using his dead child for [...]

The results of the second Twat of the Week vote of 2010 are in and it’s a predictable win for the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan who, despite being nominated for no reason other reason than the fact that he’s Gordon Brown, still managed to secure 39% of the vote. Thanks god this isn’t a [...]

I should have posted this yesterday but I forgot again!  Time to cast your votes for this week’s Twat of the Week … The nominations are: John Terry – for cheating pale French on pale English Gordon Brown for being Gordon Brown David Cameron: Wussy toff of a political leader. He hasn’t done much to [...]

The Tory MP, Eric Pickles, is saying on Twitter that No Mandate Brown has told the News of the World that he will stay on for a full term if Liebour is re-elected in this year’s general election. So that’s 5 more reasons not to vote for Liebour when Bottler Brown eventually calls an election. [...]

Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt, both former Ministers, have written an open letter to all Liebour MPs calling for a secret ballot on No Mandate Brown’s leadership of the party. They say the party is “deeply divided” and that the question of McBroon’s leadership needs to be “sorted out once and for all”. The Liebour [...]

It’s traditional to bedeck websites with scary images at Halloween.  Google has this rather tame offering: I prefer something a bit more scary …