Twat of the Week voting is now closed and we have a tie between John Reid and Seb Coe. I tossed 3 Luxembourgish €2 coins at random.org to determine the winner – heads for Seb Coe (I thought it appropriate what with the Olympics logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving head) and tails for John Reid. [...]

It’s been a while since I did a Twat of the Week award so to mark its (possibly temporary) comeback, the winners will virtually receive this lovely trophy made from the finest pixels and assembled in a Kazakhstani sweat shop by disabled lesbian midget prostitutes. In a break from tradition I’ll choose the nominees myself this [...]

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Selection   Votes David Cameron  12% 3 Des Browne  42% 11 Gordon Brown  23% 6 David Milliband  23% 6 26 votes total Gordon Brown was leading the poll at lunch time, just a nose ahead of the Millibeast but during the evening Des McBroon has shot past his fellow Scot to take the title. Could [...]

Twat of the Week David Cameron Des Browne Gordon Brown David Milliband    Free polls from Pollhost.com Dangerous Dave Cameron has presumably been nominated for his latest “save the union at all costs” speech. Des McBroon had more nominations than anyone else.  Should they sell their stories, shouldn’t they?  Make your mind up Des. The [...]

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The vote was tied this time with Gordon Borwn and Margaret Beckett both polling 28% of the vote so I did the only sensible thing and tossed a Eucratides Silver Tetradrachm of the Bactria Indo-Sythican Greek Kingdom coin for the winner.  Gordon was Tails, Margaret was Heads and the results were: I therefore declare Gordon [...]

Ok, this is the Twat of the Week voting for last week.  Feel free to start nominating for this week after you’ve voted. Twat of the Week Margaret Beckett Jonah Williams Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Charlie Falconer Gordon Brown Peter Hain    Free polls from Pollhost.com Margarett Beckett seems to be a popular choice already, I guess [...]

It’s been a while since we had a Twat of the Week competition but as I’m still sat at work waiting for a computer to go beep at me I amy as well take the opportunity to ressurect the award. So, any nominations? [CONTACT-FORM]

The voting has concluded and all that remains is to announce the winner of the 2006 Twat of the Year award. In total, 389 votes have been cast with the top 4 (Tony Bliar, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and David Cameron) accounting for 80% of the votes between them.  The top 4 all held the top spot [...]

I’d like to wish all my readers a happy new year.  Even the Tartan Army knuckledraggers who popped in to abuse me on this post. 2006 saw 315,496 unique visits to Wonko’s World with the number of visitors increasing from 18,760 in January to 43,618 in December. I don’t know what it is that brings [...]

A quick update on the Twat of the Year poll – in a word: close! There are literally a couple of votes between the top 4: Tony Bliar   57 (20%) Gordon Brown   56 (20%) Minge Campbell   9 (3%) John Prescott   59 (21%) David Cameron   52 (18%) Charlie Falconer   21 [...]

I could have sworn that I posted the poll for Twat of the Week this week but it’s not here – probably dropped my wireless connection (again), forgot to post it when it came back on and then forgot that I hadn’t done it.  Yes, my memory really is that bad. Anyway, as it’s almost [...]

Please let me have your nominations for this weeks Twat of the Week Award. As usual, either post your nomination in the comments or email me using this spangly new contact form: [CONTACT-FORM]

It’s been a busy couple of days so blogging has been light. Anyway, straight to the point – a very tight result this week with only 1 vote in it. Twat of the Week Gordon Brown 8 (32%) Bob Piper 7 (28%) Tony Bliar 1 (4%) David Cameron 4 (16%) Cherie Bliar 5 (20%) The [...]

Well, the nominations are in and it’s time to cast your votes. Twat of the Week Gordon Brown Bob Piper Tony Bliar David Cameron Cherie Bliar   The survey finishes in 1 day   Show Results A reminder of the reasons behind the nominations: The Tartan Taxman just can’t help himself.  He wants our money [...]

Busy, busy, busy.  Always busy. Please let me have your Twat of the week nominations for this week either in the comments or via email.

Yes, yes, it’s about 5 days too late but I’ve been a busy boy. Peter Hain 6 (25%) Charlie Falconer 4 (17%) Gordon Brown 6 (25%) Tony Bliar 8 (33%) Douglas Alexander 0 (0%) George Bush 0 (0%) In the first ToTW tie, this week’s Twats of the Week are Gordon Brown and Peter Hain.

The nominations are in an it’s time to cast your votes. Twat of the Week Peter Hain Charlie Falconer Gordon Brown Tony Bliar Douglas Alexander George Bush   The survey finishes in 2 days   Show Results A quick reminder of what they’ve all done to deserve a nomination:  “Terrorist supporter and sympathiser, obnoxious ugly git, [...]

Well, there’s certainly no shortage of contenders this week. Please let me have your nominations asap, either in the comments or by email.