Twat of the Week voting is now closed and we have a tie between John Reid and Seb Coe.
I tossed 3 Luxembourgish €2 coins at random.org to determine the winner – heads for Seb Coe (I thought it appropriate what with the Olympics logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving head) and tails for John Reid.
The result is …
It’s a unanimous decision – even fate thinks John Reid is a twat.
It’s been a while since I did a Twat of the Week award so to mark its (possibly temporary) comeback, the winners will virtually receive this lovely trophy made from the finest pixels and assembled in a Kazakhstani sweat shop by disabled lesbian midget prostitutes.
In a break from tradition I’ll choose the nominees myself this week …
| Nomination | Reason |
| John Reid | John Reid wants to extend 28 day detention and Fraud (Trials without a Jury) Bill |
| Gordon Brown | Does there have to be anything in particular? |
| Angela Merkel | EU chief propagandist – Lost in translation |
| Vernon Coaker | “English” Booze Culture |
| Traitor Bliar | The list is endless – British government says we can’t have equality |
| Seb Coe | How much did this piece of crap cost us? |
Please cast your vote using the poll below.
Please send your nominations for Twat of the Week using the contact form below or in the comments …
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| David Cameron |  12% |
3 |
| Des Browne |  42% |
11 |
| Gordon Brown |  23% |
6 |
| David Milliband |  23% |
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| 26 votes total | ||
Gordon Brown was leading the poll at lunch time, just a nose ahead of the Millibeast but during the evening Des McBroon has shot past his fellow Scot to take the title.
Could this have anything to do with people coming home from work and watching his navel gazing apology? Who knows or, indeed, cares? His incompetence will be rewarded many times over under Gordon’s Tartan Cabinet because this is the Liebour way.
Des Browne, go home. You are this weeks Twat of the Week.
Dangerous Dave Cameron has presumably been nominated for his latest “save the union at all costs” speech.
Des McBroon had more nominations than anyone else. Should they sell their stories, shouldn’t they? Make your mind up Des.
The Tartan Taxman has had a power meeting with George Bush at the Whitehouse. You’re not Prime Minister yet Gordon, know your place.
The Millibeast thinks the best way to convince people to save the environment is to send them a piece of dead tree called a “green pledge card”. What a fraggle.
Please send your Twat of the Week nominations using the form below or by leaving a comment.
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The vote was tied this time with Gordon Borwn and Margaret Beckett both polling 28% of the vote so I did the only sensible thing and tossed a Eucratides Silver Tetradrachm of the Bactria Indo-Sythican Greek Kingdom coin for the winner. Gordon was Tails, Margaret was Heads and the results were:
I therefore declare Gordon Brown as this weeks Twat of the Week.
| Margaret Beckett | 28% |
7 |
| Jonah Williams | 16% |
4 |
| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad | 16% |
4 |
| Charlie Falconer | 8% |
2 |
| Gordon Brown |  28% |
7 |
| Peter Hain |  4% |
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| 25 votes total | ||
Ok, this is the Twat of the Week voting for last week. Feel free to start nominating for this week after you’ve voted.
Margarett Beckett seems to be a popular choice already, I guess her handling of the Iran situation isn’t impressing many people.
Jonah Williams is the owner of Send-a-Poo, the Scottish company encouraging people to send a plastic poo to their least favourite Englishman for St Georges Day.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the president of Iran – can’t nominate an entire country!
Charlie Falconer … does there have to be a reason to nominate the fat sweaty turd?
Gordon Brown, not normally norminated for any particular reason other than breathing but he’s been dipping his podgy Scottish fingers into the English pension pot a few too many times and now he admits he’s taken too much out. Still, he’s got his civil service pension to look forward to.
Peter Hain – the Wales and Northern Ireland Secretary has successfully campaigned for devolved government in both those nations, when are you going to campaign for us Peter you fork-tongued bigot?
Vote away, results will be announced on Friday.
It’s been a while since we had a Twat of the Week competition but as I’m still sat at work waiting for a computer to go beep at me I amy as well take the opportunity to ressurect the award.
So, any nominations?
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The voting has concluded and all that remains is to announce the winner of the 2006 Twat of the Year award.
In total, 389 votes have been cast with the top 4 (Tony Bliar, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and David Cameron) accounting for 80% of the votes between them. The top 4 all held the top spot at some point in the voting although Cameron’s eventual drop to 4th place can probably be attributed to Iain Dale posting a link to the poll.
Anyway, enough vague speculation and on to the matter in hand. The final standings are as follows:
| Tony Bliar | 86 (22%) | |
| John Prescott | 80 (21%) | |
| Gordon Brown | 79 (20%) | |
| David Cameron | 67 (17%) | |
| Charlie Falconer | 24 (6%) | |
| Ian Bliar | 20 (5%) | |
| Minge Campbell | 12 (3%) | |
| Geoff Hoon | 9 (2%) | |
| Peter Hain | 7 (2%) | |
| AA Gill | 5 (1%) |
I must say, I’m surprised that last years winner, AA Gill, ended up at the bottom of the list but it shows just how bad the others have been to have ended up with more votes than the man who called the English a cancer and wrote an article in the Times explaining exactly why he hates the English people.
So, on to the winner – our glorious overlord, Traitor Blair. Still clinging on to power by his fingertips, working on his legacy whilst keeping the seat warm for his celtic successor, he hasn’t been too busy to really piss off the majority of the population.
Tony, nobody likes you, nobody wants you. You are the 2006 Twat of the Year.
Update: a certificate can be viewed here which has been sent to the traitor via this email to fax address.
I’d like to wish all my readers a happy new year. Even the Tartan Army knuckledraggers who popped in to abuse me on this post.
2006 saw 315,496 unique visits to Wonko’s World with the number of visitors increasing from 18,760 in January to 43,618 in December.
I don’t know what it is that brings so many people here but I guess I must be doing something right!
There’s still time to vote in the Twat of the Year poll if you haven’t already done so. It still quite close at the top and there’s still 4 hours of voting time left so it’s too close to call.
| Tony Bliar | 86 (22%) | |
| Gordon Brown | 79 (20%) | |
| Minge Campbell | 12 (3%) | |
| John Prescott | 80 (21%) | |
| David Cameron | 67 (17%) | |
| Charlie Falconer | 24 (6%) | |
| Peter Hain | 7 (2%) | |
| Ian Bliar | 20 (5%) | |
| AA Gill | 5 (1%) | |
| Geoff Hoon | 9 (2%) |
A quick update on the Twat of the Year poll – in a word: close!
There are literally a couple of votes between the top 4:
| Tony Bliar | 57 (20%) | |
| Gordon Brown | 56 (20%) | |
| Minge Campbell | 9 (3%) | |
| John Prescott | 59 (21%) | |
| David Cameron | 52 (18%) | |
| Charlie Falconer | 21 (7%) | |
| Peter Hain | 5 (2%) | |
| Ian Bliar | 16 (6%) | |
| AA Gill | 4 (1%) | |
| Geoff Hoon | 8 (3%) |
The poll runs until the end of the year so it’s not too late to make a difference.
I could have sworn that I posted the poll for Twat of the Week this week but it’s not here – probably dropped my wireless connection (again), forgot to post it when it came back on and then forgot that I hadn’t done it. Yes, my memory really is that bad. :rolleyes:
Anyway, as it’s almost the end of the year, it’s only right that we should have a Twat of the Year competition.
Please cast your vote in the poll below. Poll runs until the 31st of December and the winner will be announced in the new year.
Please let me have your nominations for this weeks Twat of the Week Award.
As usual, either post your nomination in the comments or email me using this spangly new contact form:
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It’s been a busy couple of days so blogging has been light.
Anyway, straight to the point – a very tight result this week with only 1 vote in it.
| Twat of the Week | ||
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| Gordon Brown | 8 (32%) | |
| Bob Piper | 7 (28%) | |
| Tony Bliar | 1 (4%) | |
| David Cameron | 4 (16%) | |
| Cherie Bliar | 5 (20%) | |
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The Tartan Taxman just managed to pip Councillor Bob “Not a racist” Piper to the post with 8 votes to 7.
Gordon Brown, you are this weeks Twat of the Week.
Well, the nominations are in and it’s time to cast your votes.
A reminder of the reasons behind the nominations:
* Mrs Sane’s nominations.
Busy, busy, busy. Always busy.
Please let me have your Twat of the week nominations for this week either in the comments or via email.
Yes, yes, it’s about 5 days too late but I’ve been a busy boy.
| Peter Hain | 6 (25%) | |
| Charlie Falconer | 4 (17%) | |
| Gordon Brown | 6 (25%) | |
| Tony Bliar | 8 (33%) | |
| Douglas Alexander | 0 (0%) | |
| George Bush | 0 (0%) |
In the first ToTW tie, this week’s Twats of the Week are Gordon Brown and Peter Hain.
The nominations are in an it’s time to cast your votes.
A quick reminder of what they’ve all done to deserve a nomination:
“Terrorist supporter and sympathiser, obnoxious ugly git, all round arsehole and hater of England and the English Peter Hain. I cant even bear to look at him, let alone listen to his spiteful, bigoted drivel.”
The nomination for the unelected Scottish Home Secretary of England, Charlie Falconer, was because of his latest summary justice plans for England.
Gordon Brown for his two-faced “preserve the union and my job at all costs” speeches in Scotland.
Tony Bliar for apologising on behalf of us all for the British Empire’s support of slavery – nobody asked him to apologise for us and we have nothing to apologise for, it’s all ancient history.
Douglas Alexander, the Scottish Minister for Transport in England, for introducing road pricing in England but not in Scotland where he was elected.
George Bush is Mrs Sane’s wildcard entry this week and the reason is because he’s American, he’s annoying and because he has Tony Bliar up his arse and our soldiers are dying because of it.
Well, there’s certainly no shortage of contenders this week.
Please let me have your nominations asap, either in the comments or by email.
