12 Jan
Twat of the Year 2007: Voting
I know we’re already nearly a fortnight into 2008 but I’ve been pretty busy (and perhaps a little distracted by Civillisation 4) so you’ll have to excuse the lateness of this poll.
The nominations are as follows:
- Michael Martin
Scottish MP and Leader of the House of Commons. Refused to allow the Justice for England march - a campaign for equal rights for English people - to pass by the House of Commons. Martin signed the Scottish Claim of Right and supported the establishment of a Scottish Parliament but wants to stop us from having the same in England. Also nominated for protecting the part time Scottish Defence Minister, Des Brown, in a recent debate on who pays his salary as Scotland Minister (his full time job) - Gordon Brown
No explanation necessary - Tony Bliar
Ditto - Alistair Darling
Surely those eyebrows have got to be reason enough? - Al Gore
Failed American presidential candidate turned global warming scammer. Partly responsible for the ridiculous “green” taxes and restrictions being imposed on us - David Milliband
“Reichsfuhrer Gordo’s pimp” - Jacqui Smith
Hardly had time to get the name changed on the door to the Home Secretary’s office befor she’d started introducing new illiberal and unconstitutional laws. Responsible for not honouring the English police pay deal agreed in arbitration and banning English prison officers from striking. - Dave Camoron
Q: How do you know David Camoron is slagging off the English? A: He opens his mouth - Paul Hughes
I know the rules are that only public figures can be nominated for an award but my work colleague sent an email saying “I want to nominate myself. I am a git to many people and I would love an award to prove that”. Well, seeing as he asked no nicely, it would be cruel to say no and besides I make the rules so I can break them.
Please cast your vote usnig the poll on the right …
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Is it not possible to vote for them all?as they are all the same level of twatness
January 12th, 2008 at 1:15 pmWhy thank you, I’m actually blushing.
January 12th, 2008 at 1:28 pmI should have nominated Ruth Kelly, if only for that voice. It makes me want to kill people, nevermind what it actually SAYS.
January 12th, 2008 at 5:36 pmIt’s got to be Batshit Milliband, for signing away our sovereignity, refusing to kill Shambo the TB reactor, his eco-lunacy and for comparing all of those calling for a public vote on the EU Treaty to the Nazis in the Commons.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:38 pmI voted for Jacqui Smith, or, more accurately, against her!! Only vote so far, so give a helping hand in giving the title to this New Labour apparatchik!
January 14th, 2008 at 8:57 pm