Twat of the Year 2007: Voting

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

I know we’re already nearly a fortnight into 2008 but I’ve been pretty busy (and perhaps a little distracted by Civillisation 4) so you’ll have to excuse the lateness of this poll.

The nominations are as follows:

  • Michael Martin
    Scottish MP and Leader of the House of Commons. Refused to allow the Justice for England march – a campaign for equal rights for English people – to pass by the House of Commons. Martin signed the Scottish Claim of Right and supported the establishment of a Scottish Parliament but wants to stop us from having the same in England. Also nominated for protecting the part time Scottish Defence Minister, Des Brown, in a recent debate on who pays his salary as Scotland Minister (his full time job)
  • Gordon Brown
    No explanation necessary
  • Tony Bliar
    Ditto
  • Alistair Darling
    Surely those eyebrows have got to be reason enough?
  • Al Gore
    Failed American presidential candidate turned global warming scammer. Partly responsible for the ridiculous “green” taxes and restrictions being imposed on us
  • David Milliband
    “Reichsfuhrer Gordo’s pimp”
  • Jacqui Smith
    Hardly had time to get the name changed on the door to the Home Secretary’s office befor she’d started introducing new illiberal and unconstitutional laws. Responsible for not honouring the English police pay deal agreed in arbitration and banning English prison officers from striking.
  • Dave Camoron
    Q: How do you know David Camoron is slagging off the English? A: He opens his mouth
  • Paul Hughes
    I know the rules are that only public figures can be nominated for an award but my work colleague sent an email saying “I want to nominate myself. I am a git to many people and I would love an award to prove that”. Well, seeing as he asked no nicely, it would be cruel to say no and besides I make the rules so I can break them. 😉

Please cast your vote usnig the poll on the right …

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5 comments

  1. I Albion (9 comments) says:

    Is it not possible to vote for them all?as they are all the same level of twatness

  2. Paul (10 comments) says:

    Why thank you, I’m actually blushing. 🙂

  3. Aaron (72 comments) says:

    I should have nominated Ruth Kelly, if only for that voice. It makes me want to kill people, nevermind what it actually SAYS.

  4. C4' (1 comments) says:

    It’s got to be Batshit Milliband, for signing away our sovereignity, refusing to kill Shambo the TB reactor, his eco-lunacy and for comparing all of those calling for a public vote on the EU Treaty to the Nazis in the Commons.

  5. arden forester (8 comments) says:

    I voted for Jacqui Smith, or, more accurately, against her!! Only vote so far, so give a helping hand in giving the title to this New Labour apparatchik!

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