The Wonko Declaration

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Traitor Bliar is going to Berlin to sign the Berlin Declaration.

By signing the declaration he will commit us to the principle of a European Constitution, political union with EU member states and will declare that “we, the citizens of the European Union, have united for the better”.

I am not a citizen of the European Union, I do not want anything to do with Federal Europe and I most definitely do not agree that Europe has united for the better.  To that effect, I have written my own declaration – the Wonko Declaration:

We, the citizens of England, renounce any form of European citizenship.

We refuse to credit the European Union with the period of relative peace that has prevaled in Europe since the end of World War 2.

We pledge to resist the endless march towards “ever closer union” that is a core objective of the EU.

We will not accept regional government or any other form of regionalisation.

We will use ony the pound as our currency.

We will continue to use imperial measurements in defiance of the EU’s compulsory metrication programme.

We will continue to send eurosceptic MEP’s to the European Parliament.

We will continue to treat laws eminating from the EU with the contempt with which it deserves.

We, the citizens of England, are not – and will never be – “Europeans”.

Please leave a comment to “sign” the Wonko Declaration.



  1. Anoneumouse (9 comments) says:

    you only need 3 more and you will have out performed the signatories that signed the berlin declaration

  2. Dave W (6 comments) says:

    Agreed, I voted for a free trade area, not a bloated European Union run by an unelected oligarchy selected on the basis of cronyism.

    Our interests and culture are too different for us to fit well into a European Union without loosing those things which make us culturally distinct.


  3. Keith Simmonds (6 comments) says:

    Agree with Dave, We were conned into the so-called European Union, we’ve been conned and lied to ever since. We’re now in the process of being lied to about the European Constitution.
    Contrary to previous declarations, we will *not* be given a referendum on this, nor will other European countries.
    These unelected officials have learnt by experience that “the individual is paramount. His dignity is inviolable. His rights are inalienable” must not be allowed to interfere with their self-imposed rights to form a political arena which suits them rather than “the individual”

  4. Alan (8 comments) says:

    I did not and have not had a chance to vote on anything with regards to the EU. I want a chance to have my say, to safeguard this country for my sons, NOT for it to be handed over like so much excess baggage by traitorous politicians for their own financial gains!

    FUCK the EU, and fuck the horse it rode in on!

    Keep up the great work wonko

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