Send a Chip

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

A Scottish company,, has the following incitement to commit an act of racism on the front page of its website:

Not sure what to send this St. George’s Day? Why not send a poo to your favourite (or least favourite Englishman!). Send one now and select scheduled delivery for arrival on 23 April.

Racism under English and Scottish law doesn’t just cover colour racism (although it often appears to be) but includes nationality.  Inciting someone to send a plastic poo to an English person on St Georges Day just because they are English is racist.

I suggest that any English person offended by this anti-English racism firstly makes a complaint to the CRE and secondly registers at and gets a bag of chips sent to’s offices.  A bag should provide enough chips for their shoulders for a couple of days.  Or you may want to post your own poo (not literally your own, that would be unhygenic and breaches countless public health and postal laws) to them.

Their address is:
James Square
55/7 Caledonian Crescent
EH11 2AT


  1. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    When will the Scot’s reclaim their flag from the racist we must once again ask?

    Their MP by the way is non other than the Secretary of State for the Department of Trade and Industry Alistair Darling.

  2. Sean Lynch (80 comments) says:

    Done. They’ll send us plastic poo and we’ll send them steaming stinking shit.

  3. Rob Henman (1 comments) says:

    Looks like they have taken it down –