Princess Tony admits he’s finding it hard to let go. It’s easy Tony …
I regret that I am no longer able to discharge my duties as Prime Minister.
Please accept my apologies for abusing the royal prerogative in taking your country into an illegal war.
I acknowledge that I have lost the support and respect of my peers and that my position is untenable.
Your disloyal servant,
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
See, that wasn’t difficult – it took me all of 2 minutes to type that up.