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Archive for September, 2006

25 Sep

No2ID have excelled themselves this time

25 Sep

Britishness Brown outlines plans for PM’ship

Britishness Brown is expected to outline his plans for “Britain” under his premiership. He has already made statements and speeches about how power will be devolved in “Britain” from central government to “independent” boards and today he will tell the Labour Stazi faithful that he is the centre-ground. When he says “Britain”, of course, what [...]

25 Sep

New Age Discrimination Laws

New age discrimination laws from the European Federation are coming into force today. The new law will make it illegal for employers to discriminate against people because of their age – both old and young – which is a good thing.  However, the law also extends to career development and training, making it illegal not [...]

24 Sep

Police will consult Muslims on terrorist raids

The Metropolitan Police will consult a panel of muslims before carrying out any raids on the homes of suspected terrorists. The force will present their evidence to a panel of muslim “community leaders” who will decide whether the evidence is sufficient to act on.  The panel members will promise not to reveal the evidence they [...]

24 Sep

29 councils pass motions against ID cards

NØ2ID lists 29 councils who have passed motions against the British government’s ID card scam and the Identity Database. In addition to these 29 councils, the North British Parliament and West British Assembly have passed motions against it with the former refusing to require ID cards for any state services and two trades unions – [...]

23 Sep

Come on America

Normally I would rather stick pins in my eyes than support the Americans at anything but for the Ryder Cup I’m prepared to make the sacrifice and shout for Team America … Fuck Yeah! I can’t stand watching the news or reading the back pages of the papers and seeing that bloody EU rag representing [...]

23 Sep

Speed Camera’s don’t work: from the horses mouth

Straight from the horses mouth, proof that speed cameras don’t work and they are there simply to make money. The West Mercia Speed Camera Partnership was telling us how wonderful their speed cameras are and how they’ve cut accidents at camera sites by so 60-odd %.  Fabulous.  The article then went on to say that [...]

23 Sep

Labour get out the begging bowls

Hazel Blears, the Labour Party Chairwoman, has said that Labour should be given more funding out of the taxpayers pockets because they have to do more work as they are the government. Labour can, of course, call on the civil service for the extra work they have to do – that’s what the civil service [...]

23 Sep

Hands off our NHS

Gordon Brown, Tartan Taxman, Ignorant Jock and heir apparent to Princess Tony’s throne has been explaining what he intends to do with the English NHS when he takes over. The MP for Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath in North Britain has decided that he’s going to “devolve” the NHS in England to an “independent” board. I’d like [...]

22 Sep

Labour talk about devolution

Just listened to some Labour flunky on BBC News being interviewed about the Ignorant Jock slipping into the Prime Ministership. He talked about the future – Parliament will be enhanced and more devolution will take place.  Don’t get excited though, it’s devolution to government departments, devolution to town halls and devolution to pretty much anything [...]

22 Sep

All we hear is …

… Radio Shropshire. I recorded a 4 or 5 minute piece for BBC Radio Shropshire today on political blogging.  Not sure how well it went, I found myself unusually stuck for words.  Talking on the radio isn’t as easy as it seems, even if it’s on a subject with which you should be able to [...]

22 Sep

Spain wants money to tackle immigrants

Spain has asked the European Federation for more money to tackle illegal immigrants flowing over the border from North Africa at todays meeting of home affairs and justice ministers in Finland. This is the meeting where the European Federation is demanding the British government gives up his veto on justice so the EU can save [...]

22 Sep

Selective Justice

A BNP member in Swansea has been convicted of racially aggravated disorderly conduct despite there being no victim and only one witness.  The man was accused of racially abusing an Asian woman by shouting “sieg heil” from his car as he drove past her.  The woman didn’t complain and to this day the authorities don’t [...]

22 Sep

I refuse to accept EU justice

The Home Secretary is in Finland today for a meeting with other home affairs and justice ministers from Federal Europe where he will be instructed to give up the UK’s veto on justice. The vice president of the European Federation’s commission for justice, liberty and security – Franco Frattini – has said that the only way the UK [...]

21 Sep

Branson Can’t Lose

Richard Branson has announced a $3bn investment in biofuels in an effort to fight climate change. The investment will be made through a new venture, Virgin Fuels.  The man is a genius, he can’t lose! The State of California has just launched a law suit against major car companies over climate change and the oil [...]

21 Sep

Revised New Tory Logo

The Russian mafia have come across a revised version of the new Tory logo due to be release before the local elections in North Britain next year.  The logo is thought to have been leaked by a junior officer within the Tory Party. Seems like I was right*: * This is made up

21 Sep

Don’t Mention the War

Jenny Tonge, Lib Dum peer, has been criticised again for upsetting the Israeli’s. Tonge was sacked from the front benches for suggesting that the only difference between a Palestinian suicide bomber and an Israeli bomber pilot is that the Palestinian gives up their life and the Israeli goes to the bar for a beer afterwards. [...]

20 Sep

That was scary

Came home from work, had a shower and Mrs Sane inspects my fine chiselled physique (no giggling at the back there). “You know that red spot you’ve had on your belly for years?” she says.  “You’ve got loads of them on your front and back”. Hmm.  My paternal grandmother died of breast cancer, my maternal grandfather [...]

20 Sep

Well done BBC

This morning I spotted the BBC mixing up England and Britain again on their website. Following on from complaints made by several members of the CEP, the BBC have corrected the misleading article.

20 Sep

BBC confusing England and Britain again

The BBC is at it again, confusing England with Britain. Apparently, the North British Conservative logo is bigger and leans less to the right than the English Conservative logo.  Amazing really considering there is no English Conservative Party and no English logo.  The Conservative Party that operates in England is the British Conservative Party and [...]

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