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Archive for October, 2008

07 Oct

Germany shuns EU for unilateral action on economy

Our beloved leader, President McBrown, threw carbon footprint to the wind and jetted off to Europe at the weekend to decide on a common EU response to the economic problems but when push came to shove, national interest came first for our federalist colleagues over the water. The Republic of Ireland announced it was guaranteeing [...]

06 Oct

Institutional Racism in the Met Police … against white men

Boris is launching an inquiry into allegations of racism at the Met Police from the Metropolitan Black Police Association. The Met BPA says that it will be discouraging black and asian people from applying to join the Met Police because of the “hostile and racist situation there”. Yes, so fucking hostile and racist that they allow [...]

05 Oct

Morris Dancing!

Child #4 isn’t very well today and I don’t do ill children (if you don’t know, I’m not telling!) so Mrs Sane dispatched me with #1, #2 and #3 to Ironbridge. Regular readers may recall that I got a passport allowing unlimited access to all the Ironbridge museums for the bargain price of £24 through [...]

04 Oct

CEP rally – 18th October at Shrewsbury

The Shropshire branch of the CEP is holding a rally on Saturday the 18th of October in Shrewsbury. We’ll be meeting somewhere central – probably Pride Hill or near the hideous Market Hall – at around 10am and hand out leaflets. The theme of the rally will be the NHS. Just over the border in [...]

04 Oct

Another Cabinet of all the Talentless

No Mandate Brown has almost finished rearranging the deckchairs on the SS New Liebour and so far successfully produced a cabinet that promises to be as ineffectual, incompetent and sleaze-ridden as the last one. More so, in fact, thanks to the addition of Peter Mandleson. Mandleson has already had to resign from the British government [...]

03 Oct

Good news day

Not one, but three pieces of good news from the Liebour camp. Firstly, Liebour’s pet Police Commissioner, Ian Blair has resigned blaming a lack of support from Boris Johnson for his resignation. Jacqui Goebels-Smith has had a whinge saying that Boris didn’t follow correct procedures by using his first day as Chairman of the Met [...]

02 Oct

Deported for committing thought crimes

Via an Englishman’s Castle, an Australian holocaust denier has been arrested in the UK to be extradited to Germany to stand trial for breaking their holocaust denial laws. Dr Toben runs a holocaust denial website which is illegal in Germany but not in England. He was in transit from the US to Dubai, stopping off [...]

01 Oct

Shropshire Star: Kind of PM to think of England

The following letter was published in tonight’s Shropshire Star. Unfortunately, whilst editing it they took out “in England” from the end of the first line which makes the whole letter ambiguous. Kind of PM to think of England How kind of Gordon Brown, the MP for Kikcaldy and Cowdenbeath in Scotland, to find some loose [...]

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