… Roddick.   Can you imagine how unbearable it would be if Miserable Murray won Wimbledon?  The 2 hour documentaries and clip shows the BBC will be showing for months afterwards, the knighthood for services to Scottish British tennis, El Gordo gurning his congratulations in Parliament. God, it doesn’t bear thinking about.  Best get those [...]

One of my spies tells me that the council took the £75 fine I sent to them for leaving my bins in the road to a meeting with their contractor, TWS. Apparently TWS thought it was funny but the council weren’t amused and told them to sort it out.  Needless to say, my bins were [...]

The British government has announced that it is nationalising the East Coast railway franchise after National Express made a half year loss of £20m. Lord Adonis, the unelected Transport Minister for England, said that they wouldn’t renegotiate the London to Edinburgh franchise contract as National Express had asked because “I’m simply not prepared to bail [...]