The British government, under the benevolent leadership of Chairman Bliar, is planning to slap ASBO’s on entire families – including unborn children.

The theory is that kids born into scutter families are probably going to turn out to be tearaways themselves.  It’s a good theory and quite accurate.  Upbringing and parental discipline are important in the development of a child and given a broken home or crap parents, the child will most likely turn out to be a little shit.

However, the British government’s plan to monitor young children from birth on the basis that they are likely to grow up to be naughty boys and girls is just plain wrong.  There hasn’t been any mention of what part the new childrens database will play in this but my guess is that it will be a pivotal part of the whole plan.  The childrens database is being sold as a tool to protect children from paedophiles and child abusers but it clearly isn’t.  The childrens database is the juvenile equivallent of the national identity register and nothing to do with child safety.

The fact is that most people don’t want identity cards, a national identity register or a childrens database.  We don’t want young children monitored from birth and having ASBO’s put on them before they’re even born.  The British government is constantly and consistently acting against our wishes and interests and it’s about time it stopped.  To put a stop to this I propose the introduction of the PASBO – the Politician ASBO.  The PASBO will force politicians to do what they are told to do, what they were elected to do and what they say they’re going to do and if they don’t then they either get community service litter picking condoms on Brighton beach or an extended stay at Her Majesty’s pleasure.