That’s right Dave, it’s all our fault

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

I can’t be doing with politicians that say one thing in North Britain and one thing down here.  It really, really pisses me off.  If the North Britons are going to get all upset if you don’t tell them they’re all direct decendents of Jesus, deserve the nobel peace prize for services to anglophobia and generally the cream of society then don’t even bother talking to them – they’re a dead loss.

David Cameron has told a conference in North Britain that English ignorance of North Britons and North Britain is one of the biggest threats to the union.  Racial hatred of the English which is reaching epidemic proportions north of the border, it would seem, is conducive to stronger union in Cameron’s mind.

I think David Cameron may have just lost the Tories the next election.  If Labour stays in power because of his ineptitude, ignorance and vote-whoring I will personally track him down and ram a full set of bagpipes up his arse.

See Also:
An Englishman’s Castle
Campaign for an English Parliament

5 comments

  1. sperestillan (2 comments) says:

    “Vote-whoring” Yes, I like that. Very apt. The only votes he doesn’t seem at all concerned about are those of the English.

  2. Sean Lynch (80 comments) says:

    They, like liebour, are worried about the SNP winning in Scotland, but unlike liebour, the Conservatives recognise there is a democratic and constitutional problem now that wasn’t there before, so far that small mercy, they have my vote. Its all very well agreeing in whole or in part with the UKIP, EDP or the BNP, but they are not, at least in the forseeable future, going to win a general election.
    Cameron, as a unionist, does not want his party to be perceived as anti Scottish. The Labour party is without doubt anti English. So its tory boy for me!

  3. alfie (28 comments) says:

    If you want a laugh, ring up Tory HQ in London to complain. You get put through to some posh bint who says bugger all while you wax on about what a tosser Donald Cameron of the clan Cameron really is. After you’ve finished, she says that Mr Cameron will be sure to be informed of your views…..

    What a pile of fraud monkeys those Nutorytreehuggers really are.

  4. Sean Lynch (80 comments) says:

    Also worth mentioning in Tory party favour is their commitment, in the recent
    mini manifesto, to HALT the regionalisation of England, currently going full steam ahead under Labour, and to SCRAP their EU inspired ID card scheme,
    I am not saying the Tories are perfect, far from it, but they are a darn sight beter than this lot, particularly from an English perspective.

  5. […] It’s seems today is destined to be a day for vote-whoring.  While McDave up in North Britain telling them that the English are ignorant and the cause of all their problems including, but not limited to, STD’s, obesity, infant mortality and the price of battered mars bars, the Labour Stazi has been electioneering with English hospitals. […]

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