Chip ‘n’ Bin

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Via: An Englishmans Castle

Up to 3 million households have RFID chips fitted to their wheelie bins which uniquely identify each bin and, with the aid of a database, link each bin to each household.

The British government is paying its European masters billions of pounds in fines every year because recycling targets are being missed.  One of the favoured solutions is to charge by weight for refuse collections and most bin lorries have already been fitted with scales on the lifting arms.

A while back An Englishmans Castle found that one of the spy chips had been fitted to his bin.  Apparently they don’t work after being nuked in the microwave …

5 comments

  1. Calum (183 comments) says:

    Micro Chips in bins. What a load of shit. Is such a waste of money, why on earth are the government doing it. I think they have all gone mad.

    I in a bad mood today after we lost the champions league final to a bunch of cheating Italians. Ref was crap, should have not only did he not play the full 3 min added time, but he should have added an extra min onto the added time due to Milan subs and time wasting. I hate everything about AC, corruption, hooligan fans, and that sob Berlusconi. They should’t even have been in the competition. We were robbed. Italian B******ds.

  2. Ed Longshanks III (9 comments) says:

    “We were robbed. Italian B******ds.”

    I’ve got a few Italian Flag bog rolls left in stock – if you’re interested?

  3. Calum (183 comments) says:

    Wouldnt even wipe me arse with one. It would probably try and bribe me to do god knows what anyway. Bloody corrupt italians. Shouldn’t have even been in the competition. I hate Berlusconi so much, him, Milan and all Italian football.

  4. Ed Longshanks III (9 comments) says:

    Funny, I feel exactly the same about the Labour Party

  5. Ed Longshanks III (9 comments) says:

    We really have to do something about all this nonsense. A while back, I wasted half a day following the local dustbinmen, in the quest for knowledge. Where did all that carefully sorted refuse end up? In the same landfill, that’s where. Friends in London, inform me that the bin shysters can’t even be bothered with that ruse. They blatantly throw the different containers into the one vehicle, while on the round. If all this recycling was real, we would be inundated with DVDs entitled “This Is What We Do With Your Bottles”. I know what they do with our bottles and where they can stick ’em.

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