Email to Chinese Embassy

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It is becoming increasingly obvious that, come the revolution, there won’t be a wall big enough in England to line all our traitors up against. Would it be possible to use the Great Wall of China? It should just about be big enough.

Kind Regards,

Wonko the Sane


  1. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    I think you should off clarified whether we should borrow or hire the Great Wall of China.

    I think we could raise the money to hire the wall myself.

  2. Scaffold (146 comments) says:

    As I told before, the Chinese could then collect the bullets and smelt them. 🙂

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