Archive for May, 2007
Millibeast singles out English over recycling
The Millibeast is planning to introduce a “pay as you throw” scheme in England to encourage recycling. He is due to publish his “England Waste Strategy” because he fears that England is falling behind the rest of Europe on recycling. The urge to force us to recycle as much as possible isn’t an environmental one, [...]
Chip ‘n’ Bin
Via: An Englishmans Castle Up to 3 million households have RFID chips fitted to their wheelie bins which uniquely identify each bin and, with the aid of a database, link each bin to each household. The British government is paying its European masters billions of pounds in fines every year because recycling targets are being [...]
Another genius idea from the EUssr
Our masters in Brussels have had another genius idea – capping the price of international mobile phone calls between EU member states. The European Federation has decided to put a cap on the amount of money an operator can charge roaming customers for making calls within the EU. The small minority of mobile phone users [...]
Judges refuse to back Justice Ministry
The Lord Chief Justice, Lord Phillips, says that concerns amongst senior judges over their independence is so high that they have been unable to come to an agreement with the British government over the creation of a Justice Ministry. The Ministry will be headed up for the time being by the unelected Scottish Lord Chancellor [...]
Draft Local Transport Bill – Hansard
Not much information in the Hansard on the Draft Local Transport Bill – no dissenters, no cries of “NO MANDATE” from the opposition benches. However, the Hansard for the bill does start thus: Draft Local Transport Bill The Secretary of State for Scotland (Mr. Douglas Alexander): I am today publishing a draft Local Transport Bill, [...]
BBC Bias
The BBC has been accused of anti-English bias before and refuted those accusations. The BBC Have Your Say pages have been updated recently so you can see a history of your comments and their status (ie. whether they were published, unpublished or rejected). Below is a list of comments I’ve submitted through Have Your Say [...]
Road Pricing Bill before Parliament
A Road Pricing bill is being put before Parliament today. This is despite the fact that 1.8 million signed a petition against it. Despite the fact that the Secretary of State for Transport was elected in Scotland where this bill won’t apply. Despite the fact that the argument for it is complete bollocks. According to the [...]
Who voted to exempt Parliament from the FOI?
My MP voted for to exempt Parliament from the Freedom of Information Act, did yours? Adrian Bailey West Bromwich West Alan Campbell Tynemouth Alun Michael Cardiff South & Penarth Andrew Pelling Croydon Central Angela C Smith Sheffield Hillsborough Angela Eagle Wallasey Ann Widdecombe Maidstone & The Weald Anne Snelgrove Swindon South Bob Ainsworth Coventry North [...]
Parliamentary Secrecy Bill
Parliament has decided to give itself immunity from the Freedom of Information Act. The reason given was that it would protect the privacy of individuals who write to MPs and Ministers but this is a crock of shit. The law already protects privacy of individuals – personally identifiable information has to be removed before being [...]
What is Gordon planning for Scotland?
“No Mandate” Brown has told us all his domestic policies: Education The NHS Affordable housing Safe, secure and affordable communities Building trust in democracy Education is devolved, the NHS is devolved, housing is devolved, planning is devolved. So what’s “No Mandate” Brown going to do for Scotland – the place where he was elected? Building [...]
Wanted: Baggies -v- Derby tickets
Not for me – I’m not a glory hunting yam yam – but for my boss, a deluded West Brom fan. He’s looking for a pair of tickets for next Mondays match. If anyone can get hold of a couple of tickets he’d be most grateful.
SNP take power in Scotland
Alex Salmond has come to an agreement with the Greens in Scotland to become the first Scottish nationalist First Minister. This is good news for those who would gladly see tha back of Scotland but don’t get too enthusiastic – the SNP will be forming a minority administration and any attempt to hold an independence [...]
Traitor MEP
The English Demcorats have exposed an English MEP as a traitor. Andrew Duff, the eurofederalist Illiberal Democrat MEP for the Eastern euroregion, says that England, Poland, the Czech Republic and the Netherlands are standing in the way of a united Europe. He goes on to say that “If the English can be defeated then the opposition [...]
“No Mandate” Brown
Gordon Brown – or “No Mandate” Brown as I will refer to him from now on – is unopposed as Leader of the Labour Party and will be the next Prime Minister. I know I might sound like an old scratched record but I really can’t say this often enough – Gordon Brown has no mandate. [...]
Jaffa Cakes
That age old question … Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake? Biscuit Cake Free polls from Pollhost.com
Tony has a dream
Appartently Traitor Bliar is walking out of Downing Street and into a set of book and lecutre circuit deals worth an estimated £40m. He also plans to set up a charitable trust dedicated to world peace and will be working on bringing together Israel and Palestine. Strangely, I’m reminded of Ali G and his North Korea/South Korea [...]
End of an era
Just to show you that I can talk about something other than politics, let me just give a brief mention to the passing of an institution – the Gay Meadow. No longer will English football have a resident fisherman ready to retrieve lost footballs from the River Severn and football addicts will have to find a [...]

























