Traitor Bliar held his last cabinet meeting today before he finally does the decent thing for the first time in his career and resigns.

He pledged “unswerving support” for No Mandate Brown during the Liebour lovefest in which ministers gushed at each other and generally reminisced about how great the last few years have been on their planet, wherever the fuck that is.

Fatty Prescott, who is resigning with Princess Tony, said he would “leave office with his head held high”.  Shame nobody will notice on account of the 5 chins that fill the half inch gap between his jowls and the flap of lard filled skin that hangs off his neck.

The Demon Headmaster said that Bliar would be remembered as one of the most successful Prime Ministers ever who had tackled racial and gender prejudice and created a society “at ease with itself” and not, as everyone else keeps saying, as a lying, cheating, war-mongering, coniving little shit.

No Mandate Brown said people would “look back in 100 years time and see the achievements Tony Blair has made”.  They’ll look back at the uncontrolled immigration responsible for English being an ethnic minority in 2107.  They’ll look back at the dark days before President Bliar brought the country into the light of European Federalism.  They’ll look back and give thanks that Lord Bliar of Twatsville resisted the unreasonable demands of the regions not to have their country broken up for the good of the European Federation.

William Hague, I think, sums up Bliar’s career pretty well:

Shadow Foreign Secretary William Hague, for the Conservatives, said Mr Blair had “amazing” political talents and had been “good at winning elections”.

But he added: “I think he has been a much better party leader than prime minister.

“He wouldn’t get a standing ovation from most of the country.”