Britishness Brown and his flag of many colours

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

The Goblin King has made it known that to receive the favour of His Twattiness, all public buildings and homes and businesses in Britain must fly the British flag.

All buildings in Britain that aren’t in Scotland of course. Or Wales. Or Northern Ireland. Oh yes, nearly forgot – not the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man either.

Let me just make this absolutely clear Mr Brown. I will NOT be flying your flag from my house. Furthermore, if my local council starts putting up British flags on public buildings in my home town, I will make their life hell. The council headquarters here already has a union flag, the council’s flag, and that dirty, filthy rag of the European Federation flying from the roof and unless the British flag is accompanied on every public building by the English flag I won’t be happy. We don’t want your faux-Britishness and no matter how many times you tell me I’m British, I will always be English and my flag is the Cross of St George. The only time I want to see a union flag flying from the flagpole of a public building is if it’s at half mast with the Cross of St George flying above it.

2 comments

  1. A brummie (75 comments) says:

    Well said. I feel exactly the same way.

  2. Scaffold (146 comments) says:

    There is the curious comment from a Snotch to the bottom of the page you linked
    “…blah blah But I always look with curiosity to see if the Union flag is hoisted correctly. Get the history right (the flag could change again if the English nationalists manage to wreck the Union!), and good luck with your business.”
    As if Snottish nationalist are not trying to wreck the Union!

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