! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.
Read this and it’ll all become clear …
Dim oBalls(1) As Object
Set oBalls(0) = LeftTestical
Set oBalls(1) = RightTesticalIf oBalls(1).Left < ScrotalArea.Width / 2 Then oRightHand.Top = oBalls(0).Top + oBalls(0).Height oRightHand.Left = oBalls(0).Left Call CupHand(True) oRightHand.Left = oBalls(0).Left + ((ScrotalArea.Width / 2) + (ScrotalArea.TwipsPerPube * 10)) Call CupHand(False) Call MsgBox("Ahh, much better!", vbOkOnly + vbExclamation, "Balls Moved") Else Call MsgBox("Balls already right-aligned!", vbOkOnly + vbInformation, "Balls Not Moved") End If
OK.. this is spoof vbscript… looks like a right load of old bollocks to me.. but I’m a php’er myself so maybe I just dont get it.. or maybe its the 4 pints I’ve just had down the pub!!!