Clarification
Just in case anyone was wondering where Wankistan was …

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Just in case anyone was wondering where Wankistan was …

Technorati Tags: Wankistan, England, Wales, Northern Ireland, Scotland
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The Regions don’t have a capital do they? (apart from the ‘R’ that is). It’s well known that ‘the Regions’ are not important enough to have a capital of our own – probably because we’re too immature, too flibberty-gibberty to handle the onerous task of having our very own capital city – That-there London is capital of the You Kay – and if Blair, Brown and Livingstone get their way then London will become capital of the whole wide world…..
I reckon we could (as long as our beloved leader agrees, obviously) hold a competition for a new Regions capital town. My vote goes to Wigan.
And you’ve got N/A for the post of Regions First Minister – isn’t Chairman Brown our beloved First Minister?
October 12th, 2007 at 8:50 pmClarification: The English and particularly the CEP do not dislike the Scots, Welsh or Northern Irish — our truck is with those (who include English MPs) who are opposed to genuine democracy.
Stuart’s joke here in no way suggests a dislike of the Scots (except English-hatnig Andrew Murray, everyone who supports him and the manufacturers of his sweat band, obviously).
October 13th, 2007 at 8:31 amAlfie, Chairman Brown (aka the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan) isn’t First Minister of the Regions, he’s Lord Protector of the People’s Undemocratic Republic of New Britain.
Gav, I don’t hate Scottish people, the map is to help you locate the One Eyed Wonder of Wankistan’s domain.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:10 am