Weather Warning: Another let down
Once again the British government has promised severe weather and once again we’ve been let down.
Several times in the last few months the Met Office and Environment Agency have made promises that they can’t keep – catastrophic winds, apocalyptic downpours and floods of a biblical nature. Have any of them happened? No. Once again the British government have made promises they can’t keep.
Yesterday evening I chained my car to the drive and built an ark in the back garden big enough for me, the wife, the kids, the dog and the goldfish after seeing the weather warnings. This morning the chains have been nicked and the council have put an enforcment notice on the ark because it hasn’t got planning permission. And for what? A bit of drizzle and light breeze.
The British government should stick to what it’s good at – fleecing the English taxpayer and selling peerages to rich fat people – and stop making promises on the weather that it just can’t keep.
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I got a new song,Sam Cooke’s (Wonderfull World)
March 10th, 2008 at 11:21 pmI dont care about climate change
or Africa aint got no rain
I dont care about the polar bear
and the chinese polluting the air
all i care about is Englands Plight
& the politicians who ban our rights
What a Wonderfull world i dont think
It was rubbish, was’nt it?
Does this mean you are not a Southern Softie?
I love calling Geordies, Southern Softies, it makes them spaz!
March 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pmIt was a crap storm, we have 2 that big already this year and they were oki but this one was rubbish.
March 10th, 2008 at 11:23 pmThe climate change doom merchants should read the Manhattan Declaration when they might slope off to search for another Armageddon. It’s all designed to frighten the natives into fear and submission, and to line the pockets of the elite and their business friends.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 pmBring back Genghis Khan – he’d sort them all out !