Weather Warning: Another let down

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Once again the British government has promised severe weather and once again we’ve been let down.

Several times in the last few months the Met Office and Environment Agency have made promises that they can’t keep – catastrophic winds, apocalyptic downpours and floods of a biblical nature.  Have any of them happened?  No.  Once again the British government have made promises they can’t keep.

Yesterday evening I chained my car to the drive and built an ark in the back garden big enough for me, the wife, the kids, the dog and the goldfish after seeing the weather warnings.  This morning the chains have been nicked and the council have put an enforcment notice on the ark because it hasn’t got planning permission.  And for what?  A bit of drizzle and light breeze.

The British government should stick to what it’s good at – fleecing the English taxpayer and selling peerages to rich fat people – and stop making promises on the weather that it just can’t keep.

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  1. WessexMan (1 comments) says:

    I got a new song,Sam Cooke’s (Wonderfull World)
    I dont care about climate change
    or Africa aint got no rain
    I dont care about the polar bear
    and the chinese polluting the air
    all i care about is Englands Plight
    & the politicians who ban our rights
    What a Wonderfull world i dont think

  2. axel (1214 comments) says:

    It was rubbish, was’nt it?

    Does this mean you are not a Southern Softie?

    I love calling Geordies, Southern Softies, it makes them spaz!

  3. axel (1214 comments) says:

    It was a crap storm, we have 2 that big already this year and they were oki but this one was rubbish.

  4. Tom Collins (1 comments) says:

    The climate change doom merchants should read the Manhattan Declaration when they might slope off to search for another Armageddon. It’s all designed to frighten the natives into fear and submission, and to line the pockets of the elite and their business friends.
    Bring back Genghis Khan – he’d sort them all out !

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