Wonder why she keeps doing it …

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Via This World is Boldly Going Nowhere, a woman has been hauled in front of a judge for shoplifting … for the 175th time.
Apparently it has cost the taxpayer £700k to prosecute this woman for her unfortunate habit and yet she’s still managed to escape going to prison.

Wonder why she keeps on doing it. Complete mystery. If anyone’s got any idea then you can let the CPS know by writing in words of 2 syllables or less with a wax crayon to: Roger Coe-Salazar, Chief Crown Prosecutor, Priory Gate, 29 Union Street, Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PT, quoting reference “Even a fucking retard would realise that Joanne Jones will keep on nicking stuff if you don’t lock the light fingered bint up”.

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  1. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Maybe they have not released enough terrorists to have room for her?

  2. The Secret Person (15 comments) says:

    Surely that is Chief Clown Prosecutor, I just do not understand the thinking behind these people’s decisions.

  3. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Ha, never thought of that one.

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