According to a report by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, fat people are to blame. For everything.
Global food shortages? You thought it was because the world population is growing too fast at the same time as the Chinese are moving to an inefficient protein-based diet and farmers in the developing world are turning over fields previously used for crops to biofuels. But no, fat people are eating all the food and because they use more petrol in their cars the price of oil is going up making food more expensive to transport resulting in poor people not being able buy food. And because fat people use more fuel they’re damaging the environment.
Therefore, fat people are to blame for poverty, starving pensioners, climate change and global food shortages.
With the number of obese people in England growing, this obviously presents the British government with a dilema … just how the fuck do you tax fatness?
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My best friend is fat and ginger!!!!!!!!
No stop it… Larder Louts need hugging to …if you can get your arms around them that is.
Set fire to them, it’s the kindest thing in the circumstances.
‘how do you tax fatness’?
I will give the government £50, if they give me a crop and immununity from preosecution for riding, flogging and racing the lard asses.
‘hah, faster, faster you sentient greaseball, if you are good and run up the stairs, i will give you saturated fats to scoff!’
Sounds good to me, when can i start?