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05 Jul

I’m back!

I’m back off holiday, normal service will be resumed shortly.

Thanks to the ginger one for keeping an eye on things here in Wonkoville, disappointed glad to see there’s no pictures of Gemma Atkinson’s breasts plastered all over the place.

We had excellent weather for most of the holiday – a bit of rain once or twice but that’s what you get down by the channel.  The caravan site we stayed on was excellent – nice pool with a water slide for me the kids and a brilliant kids club for me the kids.

One downside was breaking my phone on a playground.  Sadly, Mrs Sane only got 3 seconds of footage of me hanging off the gyroscope type thing upside down when I broke my phone otherwise it’d be on the way to You’ve Been Framed by now.

Saw Nick Cleggover yesterday in a Shell petrol station in Wroxham (that’s Wroxham, not Wrexham in Wales).  The minder/assistant/whatever was a bit snooty with the bloke behind the checkout – “yes, that’s Nick Clegg”.  Well gosh, quite the VIP – he’s so important he’s even got someone to tell people who he is!  I wanted to ask him if we could have an English Parliament but he spent the whole time with his phone welded to his ear so I didn’t get a chance.

Anyway, got home this afternoon to find that someone has driven into the fence – a neighbour said it happened some time on Thursday and she had to drag it in off the road for us.  Which is nice.

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5 Responses to “I’m back!”

  1. 1
    Axel (1190 comments) Says:

    welcome home, it has been boring with out you

  2. 2
    revinkevin (168 comments) Says:

    Welcome back.

    Where did you go by the way.

  3. 3
    Charlie Marks (365 comments) Says:

    Cleggeron for democracy? No chance, this guy helped New Labour prevent a public vote on the Lisbon treaty…

    When I saw this, I thought of you:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/2245561/National-Audit-Office-refuses-to-sign-off-Treasury-accounts.html

  4. 4
    Axel (1190 comments) Says:

    did you bring us presents?

    Or will i have to be happy with the £20 billion you give me every year?

    :P

  5. 5
    wonkotsane (1072 comments) Says:

    I’ve got a stick of rock I can post to you if you want. :p

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