Wii Wii Wii, all the way home
We bought a Nintendo Wii the other day and I strongly recommend one for every household, particularly if there’s a fatty in the household like there is in ours (me 
).
I’m sitting here typing this with sweat dripping off me (pleasant image, I know) after spending just 10 minutes playing 
on the Wii.
In addition to the standard sports game that comes with the Wii, we got the Wii Play which comes with more sports-type games; a carnival games game; a hack and slash, shoot-em-up game Triad’s type thing and Rampage. If you remember the original Rampage (I had it on the Spectrum) then you won’t be disappointed with the Wii version. There’s something satisfying about biting the end off a bus and tipping the passengers down your throat.
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you are sitting there typing, covered in sweat after 10 minutes of playing with your wee wee?
Dude, we do not need to this!
July 11th, 2008 at 8:10 pmI love ur-inate ability to make a pun out of perfectly sensible phrases.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:44 pmI got one a couple of months ago it’s brilliant fun. I am just glad I can’t see myself do the exercises, it can’t be a pretty sight! I love the Duck shoot up game on the Wii play. I am normally quite nice, but I get quite aggressive playing that LOL
July 12th, 2008 at 12:09 amI’ll come round and watch you on yours wonko,
1.Its cheaper
July 13th, 2008 at 8:40 pm2.I’ll probably break out into a sweat watching you
3,Then i’ll go wee wee wee all the way home
You watching him play with his winky wanky woo is exactly what he wants, he does not need encouraged!
If you are lucky, you will be able to watch from the sofa but if he is in one of his moods you may have to watch through the blinds from the garden or, horror of horrors, through the bed room window via a ladder. If you are really unlucky, he will make you watch him doing his aeorobic work out.
I would burn your own eyes out with a soldering iron before any permament damage is done
July 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm