Wii Wii Wii, all the way home

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

We bought a Nintendo Wii the other day and I strongly recommend one for every household, particularly if there’s a fatty in the household like there is in ours (me :laugh2:).

I’m sitting here typing this with sweat dripping off me (pleasant image, I know) after spending just 10 minutes playing :box: on the Wii.

In addition to the standard sports game that comes with the Wii, we got the Wii Play which comes with more sports-type games; a carnival games game; a hack and slash, shoot-em-up game Triad’s type thing and Rampage.  If you remember the original Rampage (I had it on the Spectrum) then you won’t be disappointed with the Wii version.  There’s something satisfying about biting the end off a bus and tipping the passengers down your throat.

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  1. axel (1214 comments) says:

    you are sitting there typing, covered in sweat after 10 minutes of playing with your wee wee?

    Dude, we do not need to this!

  2. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    I love ur-inate ability to make a pun out of perfectly sensible phrases. 😉

  3. CherryPie (69 comments) says:

    I got one a couple of months ago it’s brilliant fun. I am just glad I can’t see myself do the exercises, it can’t be a pretty sight! I love the Duck shoot up game on the Wii play. I am normally quite nice, but I get quite aggressive playing that LOL 🙂

  4. John Franklyn (59 comments) says:

    I’ll come round and watch you on yours wonko,

    1.Its cheaper
    2.I’ll probably break out into a sweat watching you
    3,Then i’ll go wee wee wee all the way home 🙂

  5. axel (1214 comments) says:

    You watching him play with his winky wanky woo is exactly what he wants, he does not need encouraged!

    If you are lucky, you will be able to watch from the sofa but if he is in one of his moods you may have to watch through the blinds from the garden or, horror of horrors, through the bed room window via a ladder. If you are really unlucky, he will make you watch him doing his aeorobic work out.

    I would burn your own eyes out with a soldering iron before any permament damage is done

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