Toe Knee Heart

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

You would be mistaken for thinking that I had just scanned in the latest wax crayon masterpiece by my 3 year old daughter but no, this is the work of a grown man.  He does come from Milton Keynes, though, which might explain a few things.

This is 60 year old John Yates’ proposed new British flag, the answer to 30 years of agonising over the exclusion of Wales from the butchers apron.

I had struggled with the idea of a new Union Flag for over 30 years but it was at the Eisteddfod that I saw someone selling the St David’s flags. It was like an answer to a maiden’s prayer.

Someone needs a hobby I think.  Or a new one, at least.

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  1. CherryPie (69 comments) says:

    Nice idea, try again springs to mind!

  2. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Is this you using your wee wee with Corel draw?

    I dont think it really matters, we will soon be gone, so you can get rid of the blue bits

    Milton keynes? is that not an experimental community of gingeroids? Is that not the place that has no traffic lights?

  3. Stan (222 comments) says:

    Forgive me for asking but who exactly is this John Yates and why should I take him more seriously than any other old geezer with a few crayons and a couple of sheets of blank paper?

  4. Andi (82 comments) says:

    At least they didn’t pay shit-loads of money for it, unlike the 2012 logo.

  5. I Albion (9 comments) says:

    30 wasted years ,the stupid old w*****

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