El Gordo Caption Competition

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Guido has already started a caption competition for this picture of El Gordo but any contribution you make will be lost in the 300 comments which will mostly contain arguments, insults to other commenters, complaints about his prize policy for this week (will he, won’t he, does anyone get the prize anyway?) and the occassional high brow caption that everyone will laugh at but nobody will get.

So, feel free to post your caption in the relatively spam, insult and high-brow free comments here …

Here are mine for a starter:

  • By Election campaigning hots up in Glasgow East
  • Gordon Brown asks Maggie for advice on breaking unions
  • PM breaks council worker picket line at Westminster
  • Brown unveils plans to tackle knife crime

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  1. Tim Worstall (3 comments) says:

    “Given that this helicopter works, it’s an American one, yes?”

  2. axel (1214 comments) says:

    ‘Can i beep the horn, can i shoot the gun…….’

  3. wonkoswife (1 comments) says:

    “Ever wonder what happened to the guns from the last amnesty …?”

  4. Stan (222 comments) says:

    Sure, we’ll stump up £3million for Thatchers state funeral. No time like the present eh?

  5. John Franklyn (59 comments) says:

    Get gobby now Cameron!!

    This is the biggest thing I’ve ever had between my legs!!

  6. steadmancinques (34 comments) says:

    ‘What do you mean, which eye do I normally use to aim with?’

  7. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Here are some that I had by email:

    You call that a knife !!!!!!

    For the first time, Gordon looks forward to PM’s questions in the Commons….

    This will make politics interesting!

    Say hello to my little friend…

    Fearing that he might actually have to hold a democratic process to get into the top seat, Mr. Brown takes advice from Mr. Mugabe – “Vote for me or I’ll kill you”

    So that’s 10 points for an old lady… 20 for a puppy and 100 for Tony?!

    Gordon wasn’t the slightest bit embarrassed to be discovered in his hiding place outside of the Conservative Party Conference.

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