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21 Jul

El Gordo Caption Competition

Guido has already started a caption competition for this picture of El Gordo but any contribution you make will be lost in the 300 comments which will mostly contain arguments, insults to other commenters, complaints about his prize policy for this week (will he, won’t he, does anyone get the prize anyway?) and the occassional high brow caption that everyone will laugh at but nobody will get.

So, feel free to post your caption in the relatively spam, insult and high-brow free comments here …

Here are mine for a starter:

  • By Election campaigning hots up in Glasgow East
  • Gordon Brown asks Maggie for advice on breaking unions
  • PM breaks council worker picket line at Westminster
  • Brown unveils plans to tackle knife crime

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7 Responses to “El Gordo Caption Competition”

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    Tim Worstall (3 comments) Says:
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    “Given that this helicopter works, it’s an American one, yes?”

  2. 2
    axel (541 comments) Says:
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    ‘Can i beep the horn, can i shoot the gun…….’

  3. 3
    wonkoswife (1 comments) Says:
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    “Ever wonder what happened to the guns from the last amnesty …?”

  4. 4
    Stan (31 comments) Says:
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    Sure, we’ll stump up ÂŁ3million for Thatchers state funeral. No time like the present eh?

  5. 5
    John Franklyn (28 comments) Says:
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    Get gobby now Cameron!!

    This is the biggest thing I’ve ever had between my legs!!

  6. 6
    steadmancinques (21 comments) Says:
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    ‘What do you mean, which eye do I normally use to aim with?’

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    wonkotsane (726 comments) Says:
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    Here are some that I had by email:

    You call that a knife !!!!!!

    For the first time, Gordon looks forward to PM’s questions in the Commons….

    This will make politics interesting!

    Say hello to my little friend…

    Fearing that he might actually have to hold a democratic process to get into the top seat, Mr. Brown takes advice from Mr. Mugabe - “Vote for me or I’ll kill you”

    So that’s 10 points for an old lady… 20 for a puppy and 100 for Tony?!

    Gordon wasn’t the slightest bit embarrassed to be discovered in his hiding place outside of the Conservative Party Conference.

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