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05 Aug

Shropshire Star: Website has shades of Orwell’s 1984 about it

This is in tonight’s Shropshire Star …

Website has shades of Orwell’s 1984 about it

I was pointed in the direction of the npower website and was both shocked and disturbed by their low carbon economy section.  In this section npower encourages children to keep a diary of “climate crimes” committed by their parents and to challenge them to change their ways.

They even have a Climate Cops pack for schools to indoctrinate our children in the ways of eco-extremism.  Anyone who has read George Orwell’s 1984 will immediately recognise the tactic of recruiting children to spy on their parents.

Orwell intended his book as a warning, not an instruction manual.  The day my children come home from school and tell me they’ve been told to keep a diary of my “cliamte crimes” will be a very unfortunate day for the teacher that told them to do it!

Stuart Parr
Telford

 

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14 Responses to “Shropshire Star: Website has shades of Orwell’s 1984 about it”

  1. 1
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    …and you wont be able to bribe them with chocolate in case they add your name to their Deadly Diet Diaries!

  2. 2
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Threaten to dye their hair ginger!

    When they are asleep!

    That will keep them under control.

  3. 3
    wonkotsane (1072 comments) Says:

    I think that’s probably classed as cruel and unusual punishment under the Hague Convention.

  4. 4
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Spare the dye bottle, spoil the child

  5. 5
    Andi (82 comments) Says:

    You racist bastards…

  6. 6
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Andi

    I gather God\Margaret Thatcher\Lord Vader\Jim Kirk has ‘blessed’ you with ginger pubes?

    Are you aware that many chemists and cosmetics stores have an accepttable solution to your unfortunate social stigma, hair dye! ‘Just For Men’ may be the answer for you, I know it says it is for grey hair but really we all know it who and what it is for.

    I’m sure if we look through our history books, we will find many ginger people have been involved in worthwhile activities and some may even have contributed in a positive way to the growth of civilisation!

  7. 7
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Gingers, ‘More to be pitied than tonsured’

  8. 8
    jerry (78 comments) Says:

    They already threw stones at us in dublin and now this!Unite gingers of the world to fight this oppression!

  9. 9
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    I thought you would have been welcomed in Spudlin!

  10. 10
    jerry (78 comments) Says:

    no sadly the irish want to distance themselves from the ginger gene.soon there will be concentration camps for gingers!

  11. 11
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Concentration camps?

    Will that not just encourage you to put your willies into each other and make ginger babies?

    Are we not likely to soon encounter an Uber Ginger menace?

    I prefer the old way of pointing and laughing at you in the streets and indoctrinating children about your unhealthy, unnaturally painful sexual practices.

  12. 12
    wonkotsane (1072 comments) Says:

    Careful, Andi is the leader of the Ginger Liberation Army!

  13. 13
    CherryPie (65 comments) Says:

    Are you in need of representation? I am good at that -)

  14. 14
    wonkotsane (1072 comments) Says:

    I’ll bear that in mind CherryPie. lol

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