! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

We decided to go exotic* for Sunday lunch with Tortilla and Taco’s which leaves me with a burning question:

How the fuck are you supposed to eat a Taco?  You can’t fold them because they snap and they’re so wide the only people who can fit them in their mouth are Cherie Bliar and Janet Street Porter.

* I’m being sarcastic

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  1. axel (1214 comments) says:

    the con is, they are meant to be soft, not crispy, also, the gross bits inside are meant to be more slimey, to facilitate bendiness

    image a cheese toastie 😉

  2. KeithS (80 comments) says:

    Just cut out the middle-man and throw them straight into the loo.
    Gunge, held together with E-numbers.

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