Baby Wipes

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

This may seem a little random, but is there anything on this planet that baby wipes can’t clean?

We haven’t had to change nappies for about 2 years now but we still keep a supply of baby wipes because they’re so damn useful.

I polish my shoes with a baby wipe.  I clean my PC monitor with a baby wipe.  Tonight the humble baby wipe has excelled itself in cleaning off the rusted crap left behind on number three’s digital camera by dead, leaking batteries that was stopping the batteries making contact.

I’m thinking of buying up a job lot of baby wipes and selling them to BNFL to take care of the waste from Sellafield.

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One comment

  1. John Franklyn (59 comments) says:

    They’re good for leather seats as well. If they’re ok for a babies bottie, they must be ok forpretty much anything. Maybe they could be used for cleaning the council HQ and save us millions.

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