Wossy and Brand

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

So Russell Brand has been compelled to resign and Jonathan Ross has been suspended without pay for 3 months costing him an estimated £1.5m and for what?  Because some scrubber took advantage of a tasteless joke they made at her grandad’s expense.

I don’t imagine there are many grandfathers that want to hear about who their grandchild has slept with, especially when it’s a freak like Russell Brand and I expect he was probably quite upset about the messages Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand left on his answerphone.  But was it really worth a week of media hype, a with hunt, one person’s career and £1.5m in lost wages for another person?

So offended was Georgina Baillie, the granddaughter of Manuel out of Fawlty Towers, that she waited for at least a couple of days before selling details of her brief fling with Russell Brand to the papers.

Georgina – also known as “Voluptua” from the Satanic Sluts erotic dancing troupe – knew exactly what she was doing when she jumped on the bandwagon.  She’s a talentless nobody whose only hope of brief fame is to shag someone famous and wait for a career-wrecking opportunity to take advantage of.

I imagine Brand would be a little happier about the situation if she was a looker but not only is she a talentless nobody, she’s a chubby goth wannabe.

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  1. Andrew Ian Dodge (8 comments) says:

    Its not like its the first time either has shown questionable taste. They are both talentless oiks who are being shown up for what they are in the end. The BBC is cutting back on News coverage and home grown fictional programming but they give wossy all that money.

  2. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    I quite like Jonathan Woss and Russell Brand isn’t too bad either. I don’t think they’re worth the money they get paid but this isn’t about their show, it was a money making opportunity by Baillie. She wasn’t offended, she just saw the pound signs in front of her eyes.

  3. axel (1214 comments) says:

    i did’nt think it was funny but not on grounds of taste, it was just not funny.

    I dont know Russel Brand and i think Jonathon ross is a cock but if you are going to get sacked over jokes, at least make sure they are good funny ones. 🙁

  4. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Is it just me or should the more PM be worried about the world financial system going down the pan or some porn stars grandpa?

  5. T bGreen (1 comments) says:

    Why are we paying these talentless idiots a fortune to insult us? They should both be sacked and left to peddle their filth on Channel 4 or a new channel called FO( for F*** O** )so we all know what to expect and can avoid it if we have half a braincell.

  6. jerry (78 comments) says:

    In her case I would have just hired some guys and let ross and brand be beaten up by them,and no its too brutal its what they diserve for such a tasteless joke.

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