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22 Nov

Erm …

Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.

That’s it.

No punchline.

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7 Responses to “Erm …”

  1. 1
    jerry (78 comments) Says:

    Well you’ve got the choice,either islam or scientology.
    I wonder which one’s worse.

  2. 2
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Muslims can knob wee boys without god getting pissed off, I’m surprised it has not happened before

  3. 3
    Manbeast (24 comments) Says:

    Islam probably.

    At least Scientologists don’t fly aircraft full of screaming men, women and children into office blocks.

  4. 4
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Flying planes into tower blocks is one thing but is Tom Cruise a more palatible alternative?

  5. 5
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    danger danger danger

    it is now an offence to point out to people they are cursed by god and are ginger.

    This poor bloke got 3 months :O

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7746494.stm

    see paragraph 2

  6. 6
    jerry (78 comments) Says:

    Revenge for the years of opression from the non-gingers,no longer will they throw bricks at us in Dublin or their crappy chocolates here(in Belgium).
    I proudly support the real G-Unit(it actually means ginger unit,that american guy just stole it from us)

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    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Mr Hitler had the final solution for a united europe against gingers

    De Gaulle, being french and therefore rubbish at fighting went for a peaceful way and formed the EEC

    But rest assured my rusty headed friend, your and your compadres luminous ginger pubes, will one day cease being a threat and only something to scare naughty children with

    MOUSY BROWNS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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