I'm not the Messiah, I'm a very naughty boy

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10 Jan

Gross!

Just done the mini-wonko’s a sandwich and gave them the choice of the extensive cheese collection.

Two orders for a Red Leicester cheese sandwich, one for a white Lancashire cheese sandwich and one for a Chive and Onion cheese, Tuna & Mayonnaise and Cucumber sandwich.

Where on earth does that child get his tastes from?  Certainly not me!

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4 Responses to “Gross!”

  1. 1
    John Franklyn (59 comments) Says:

    I’ll tell you what is really nice.

    A digestive biscuit, thin layer of butter, jam and a sardine on top, it tastes just like sweet and sour.

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    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    At least there was none of them wanting Haggis or welsh Rarebit!

    I would blame Mrs W, thats always a good bet, half the kids genetic code is hers and she probably teaches them bad habits while you are at work, so that looks like a prima face case of guilt by parenting

  3. 3
    tbrrob (24 comments) Says:

    How about bacon, banana and mayo.

    My girlfriend loves that.

  4. 4
    axel (1191 comments) Says:

    Actually, you are not known as a thin person, so the last child was just getting what it could out the fridge before it was time for Dads Sandwich aka ‘Garbage Grinder’ or ‘Hoover Surprise’

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