! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.
Just done the mini-wonko’s a sandwich and gave them the choice of the extensive cheese collection.
Two orders for a Red Leicester cheese sandwich, one for a white Lancashire cheese sandwich and one for a Chive and Onion cheese, Tuna & Mayonnaise and Cucumber sandwich.
Where on earth does that child get his tastes from? Certainly not me!
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I’ll tell you what is really nice.
A digestive biscuit, thin layer of butter, jam and a sardine on top, it tastes just like sweet and sour.
At least there was none of them wanting Haggis or welsh Rarebit!
I would blame Mrs W, thats always a good bet, half the kids genetic code is hers and she probably teaches them bad habits while you are at work, so that looks like a prima face case of guilt by parenting
How about bacon, banana and mayo.
My girlfriend loves that.
Actually, you are not known as a thin person, so the last child was just getting what it could out the fridge before it was time for Dads Sandwich aka ‘Garbage Grinder’ or ‘Hoover Surprise’