Telegraph exposes thieving bastard politicians

The Telegraph has details of our thieving bastard MPs’ thieving bastard expenses and come to the conclusion that they’re thieving bastards.

  • The thieving bastard Prime Minister paid his brother over £6k for cleaning his flat.
  • The thieving bastard Justice Secretary, Jackboot Straw, claimed back the full council tax bill for his second home even though he had a 50% discount (he paid it back yesterday when he found out that it was going to be in a newspaper noticed the mistake).
  • The thieving bastard crook, Peter Mandelson, claimed thousands of pounds for improvements to his constituency home after he’d announced his resignation as an MP and then sold it for a profit of £136k.
  • The thieving bastard Communities Secretary, Hazel Blears, claimed £5k for furniture for three different homes by changing the title of her main home.
  • The thieving bastard Chancellor, Alistair Darling, changed the title of his second home four times in four years so he could claim second home expenses at all his properties.
  • The thieving bastard Transport Secretary, Geoff Hoon, spent thousands of pounds of taxpayers money improving his second home and then changed the title of his second home to another property and spent thousands of pounds of taxpayers money improving that home.
  • The thieing bastard Culture Secretary, Europe Minister and Welsh Secretary, Andy Burnham, Caroline Flint and Paul Murphy, all bought flats or the freehold for properties that they already owned and then claimed moving costs and stamp duty.

Hazel Blears said there would be no resignations because all the claims were within the rules but that they recognised the rules needed changing.  So they recognise that the rules are open to abuse, that thieving bastard MPs are robbing the taxpayer and that the rules have to be changed but they still abused the rules knowing that what they were doing was wrong?

Thieving.  Bastard.  MPs.

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6 comments

  1. axel (1214 comments) says:

    gordon brown, paying £6,000 for a cleaner, was he not in either 10 or 11 Downing street, surely they are government properties and should be cleaned by the civil service or at least someone security cleared?

  2. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    This we did not break the rules excuse is not good enough.

    Sending young children up chimney, down coal mines or slavery was at one time not against the rules, but was that ever right?

  3. Stan (197 comments) says:

    Mp’s should (in theory) be beyond reproach. As leaders they have an obligation to set an example and Revinkevin is correct, just because something is allowable, it doesn’t mean that it is right.
    It’s true, as far as I can tell, that no rules have been broken, and to be honest there is an expectation that Mp’s are lying scumbags that are in it for all they can get, but when you read the story it’s still shocking. I mean you expect it from the Tories….

    Have you noticed though that the Tory and Liberal Mp’s are only condemning the rules and not the Labour Mp’s?
    The telegraph had an agenda and they made the story an anti-Labour one, (they also bought the leaked Tory and Liberal details but didn’t publish them). However the other parties are next in line for scrutiny. I understand that the Tories expenses are to be revealed on Monday – can’t wait : )

    Do you think that the expenses of MEP’s will be next?

  4. Daggs (50 comments) says:

    Good to see the Police are now looking for the leaker of the documents!!!!
    Der! shouldn’t they be looking at the thieving shits called MP’s

  5. axel (1214 comments) says:

    6 million jews, gays and communists were also ‘within the rules’

  6. Mabosa Ritchie (1 comments) says:

    Gordon Brown is a lying, thieving, treacherous cunting fucker.

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