June the 4th is UK Independence Day
Today is June the 4th, UK Independence Day.
Here are your instructions for tomorrow:
- Take your voting card to your local polling station
- Exchange your voting card for a ballot paper
- Find the box with UK Independence Party written next to it
- Put a cross in the box
If you encounter any canvassers for the LibLabCon, the Greens, Libertas, Jury Team, the English Democrats, the BNP or any of the other eurofederalist and/or racist parties, adopt the Churchill victory pose as seen on the thousands of UKIP billboards and posters up and down the country, rotate your raised hand 180 degrees and optionally utter the first string of Anglo Saxon words that spring to mind.
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by wonkotsane on Thursday, June 4th, 2009 at 5:38 am and is filed under UKIP and is .
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