Dear Neighbour, you’re a wanker

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

I’m quite a placid person, despite the occasional often ranting outburst on this blog but there are times when someone pisses me off and makes me ranty in real life.

At half 8 tonight I finally had enough of listening to the incessant revving of a car engine and went to investigate.  Surprise, sur-fucking-prise, if it isn’t the same arsehole from up the road that I had to go over to a few months ago when he was hammering the shit out of the car at night.

I was polite and told him that I could hear him revving his car over the top of my telly in my house.  Then he shrugged his shoulders and revved the engine again so I practised some anglo-saxon words on him, got out my phone and made a point of counting the numbers to his house.  He stopped.

If you live on a housing estate, you have to accept the fact that you can’t batter cars with hammers or rev your engine at night when your neighbours’ kids are in bed and you also have to accept the fact that if you do batter cars with hammers or rev your engine at night when your neighbours’ kids are in bed, said neighbours are quite likely to come round to your house and shout at you.


  1. George Ashcroft (122 comments) says:

    I have one by me. His is a knackered P reg with a great big rattling exhaust. He parked in front of my garage the other day with cheek and his car leaked oil all over the place. My neighbour told him to shift it. I bet it hasn’t got an MOT.

  2. 150cc gas scooters (1 comments) says:

    That was a great article,I look forward to some more post from you.

  3. tim (4 comments) says:

    Stuff your big house and yer fancy ways ; we`re all the same! Up to the hilt with the bank? What if it all goes t**s up – You`re f****d up, not us!! He who laughs last, laughs the longest. See you around!!

  4. mr M (1 comments) says:

    My brother came up from London to visit for a few days, during his stay he heard one of our neighbours tireayds of abuse at his wife and kids.
    My brother was appalled and reported the incident to social services, we have been paying the price ever since, The man is an absolute animal,
    This has been going on for 18 months now,
    I am now planning to burn his house down regardless of the consequences,

  5. chavcunthater (1 comments) says:

    We have had problems with our cunt chav next door neighbours. Skunk smoking, tresspassing on our property, threats of violence towards myself and intinmidation, but knowing that the fat uselesss chunky junky has lost his job, and his fat bitch wife now has to do extra hours to pay for thier bastard chavvy little runts pleases us no end, fuck off and die chavs ha ha ha

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