Burns Night – so fucking what?

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

It was Burns Night last night in Scotland.  I wouldn’t have known because it’s not on my calendars – and nor would I want to know – if it wasn’t for the bloody BBC who didn’t shut up about it all bloody day.

Robbie Burns was a shit, illiterate Scottish poet who wrote shit poems in a Scottish accent.  He’s been elevated to national hero status in Scotland as the only person in their history who has ever been marginally famous for something cultural but he’s still a shit poet and completely irrelevant outside Scotland.

BBC Breakfast were gushing over Burns and Scotland in general (by way of variety) yesterday and I ended up changing the channel.  Later in the day, listening to BBC Radio Shropshire, they were falling over themselves to appear more “Scottish” than each so I changed the channel.  Yesterday evening the news came on and guess what?  Robbie fucking Burns again.

What relevance does Robbie Burns have to English people?  What relevance does he have to Shropshire – it’s over 200 miles away from the Scottish border and in a different country.  I could understand if our local BBC radio station were bigging up a Welsh “hero” because Shropshire is on the Welsh border but not Scottish.

And to top it all off, the BBC are creaming themselves over Andy “Anyone but England” Murray this morning.  It’s a conspiracy to piss me off, I’m sure of it.

5 comments

  1. Geoff, England (22 comments) says:

    Couldn’t agree more. Even at the best of times, it’s virtually impossible to turn on on the TV or radio (especially BBC) without hearing a Scottish accent. They form just under 9% of the ‘United’ Kingdom’s population, but anybody would think it was 90%. It’s just cultural imperialism, and they have the brass neck to accuse us English of being imperialists.

  2. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    See what the BBC do for St. George’s Day and if they do not do a lot complain to them.

  3. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Us Jocks are invisible wogs,you think we are normal ordinary folk until we open our gobs or take off our hats to frighten you with our red hair

  4. axel (1214 comments) says:

    ..but on a more serious point, who would you make your national poet? There are probably hundreds of english guys, who are as good as Burns, i suppose it might be funny to watch all the artsy fairy dusters to battle it out?

    With Wales, Ulster and us, it is an easy choice, we dont have that much to choose from

  5. George Ashcroft (122 comments) says:

    “…it’s virtually impossible to turn on on the TV or radio (especially BBC) without hearing a Scottish accent…”

    No sympathy for Andy Gray then…

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