I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the Guardian

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year. A lot can change in a year including my opinion and the amount of naughty words I use. There's a good chance that there's something in what's written below that someone will find objectionable. That's fine, if I tried to please everybody all of the time then I'd be a Lib Dem (remember them?) and I'm certainly not one of those. The point is, I'm not the kind of person to try and alter history in case I said something in the past that someone can use against me in the future but just remember that the person I was then isn't the person I am now nor the person I'll be in a year's time.

Kia Abdullah CommunistKia Abdullah, a Guardian columnist, has apologised for making fun of the death of three teenagers in a coach crash in Thailand.

The three boys – all educated at a state school – were taking a gap year and ended up in Thailand where they were involved in a bus crash that killed them instantly.

The well paid, wealthy left wing class warrior said:

Is it really awful that I don’t feel any sympathy for anyone killed on a gap year?

Erm, yes.

I actually smiled when I saw that they had double-barrelled surnames. Sociopath?

Sociopath?  “Another name for psychopath […] a person with an antisocial personality disorder”.  Erm, yes again.  Actually, combined with that natural hatred for society that seems part and parcel of being a Guardian writer I would say misanthropist is a more accurate description.  Or just “hateful bitch”, possibly.

Kia Abdullah is just another left wing hack turned out of the hateful Guardian mould.  They’re all toy soldiers in the war against society.  Anyone who criticises someone from an ethnic minority is a racist.  Anyone who criticises a religion other than Christianity is a fascist.  Anyone who thinks we should stop giving half our income to the state to pay for cheerleader development officers, diversity co-ordinators or simply just paying people not to work is an evil right wing baby-eating capitalist.  Anyone who thinks everyone should be treated equally rather than encouraging a culture of “positive discrimination” for any perceived minority is a sexist/racist/disablist/other -ist.

The Guardian is a hate-filled communist rag that I wouldn’t wipe my arse on and their writers are equally beyond redemption.  The tax-dodging Guardian is a rag for prehistoric trade unionists, champagne socialists, angry students and rich people with pictures of Ché Guevara on their walls who feel guilty about having lots of money but don’t feel guilty enough to give it away.  In other words, the ideal home for misanthropists and sociopaths like Kia Abdullah, Polly Toynbee and all the other horrible left wing hypocrites.


  1. revinkevin (176 comments) says:

    Why hasn’t that rag sacked the bitch?

  2. Andy Nicholas (7 comments) says:

    Why hasn’t that rag sacked the bitch?
    They would have to sack every one of the fuckers that writes for them.Its just a place for well heeled guilt mongers to slap the oiks around.

  3. George Ashcroft (122 comments) says:

    They won’t sack her. The Guardian is a propaganda sheet of the very worst kind and, along with the Independent, its influence extends deep within the BBC. I was listening to the six o’clock news on Radio 4 the other night – it could have been lifted straight from either of these “quality newspapers”. The “World Service” is even worse – I am sure they just read these papers out loud, word for word.

  4. Daggs (55 comments) says:

    You’ll never know how much i wish i could have wrote your words Wonko!

  5. Dave (21 comments) says:

    She’s not a Guardian columnist- she hasn’t contributed anything to the paper for over a year. How could they sack someone who doesn’t write for them?

  6. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    She describes herself on her blog as “Contributor to the Guardian’s Comment is Free”.

  7. Gerard (1 comments) says:

    I describe myself as the world’s greatest lover, doesn’t mean it’s true. She was an occasional columnist that hasn’t written for them for a year, hardly “turned out of the hateful Guardian mould”. Check your facts. Nice story they’ve exposed on the NOTW though, don’t you think? Good to see they’re not too busy being a hate filled communist rag, eh?

  8. Stan (222 comments) says:

    So some stupid twat who is no longer a guardian columnist has tweeted something sick. Therefore you wouldn’t wipe your arse with the Guardian….


    Ken Livingstone used to have a regular column in the sun. Is the sun now a communist rag?
    Simon Hoggart writes for the Guardian, but he also writes for the Spectator so that makes him either a right-wing commie or a leftie fascist.
    My mate has written 3 articles for the guardian over the last 10 years, one about a rock group, one about flying saucer enthusiasts and another that I can’t remember about at the moment. Should I be informing the conservative association to which he is a member that he is actually a commie infiltrator?

    Why do you think that one of the very few media outlets that are not Tory or Murdoch controlled is a hate-filled communist rag?
    Would you rather be reading stories gathered from hacked phones in the murdoch press? Both the Guardian and the Independent backed the Liberals at the last election for christs sake………

    Actually I’d man the barracades for a commie revolution led by guardian columnists Maureen Lipman, Simon Hoggart and Simon Callow

  9. wonkotsane (1133 comments) says:

    Maybe I shouldn’t have combined two rants into one. I hate the Guardian and I don’t like Kia Abdullah. The fact Abdullah is associated with the Guardian only increases my loathing for the Guardian which I wouldn’t have wiped my arse on anyway.

  10. George Ashcroft (122 comments) says:

    News of The World Finnished! Good riddance. Up the Mail on Sunday!!!

  11. Johan (1 comments) says:

    Shame on the communist! Does she not have Jesus in her heart?

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