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Archive for August, 2007

11 Aug

What a start to the season

Lincoln 0 – 4 Shrewsbury  Shrewsbury Town got off to an excellent start to the season giving Lincoln a good seeing to in the first match of the new season in their brand new stadium. Lincoln were one of the teams Shrewsbury was competing against at the end of last season for the final play-off [...]

11 Aug

Gravatars

I have implemented Gravatars in the comments for Wonko’s World. If you have a Gravatar account already, make sure you use the email address your Gravatar is registered to for it to appear in the comments. A Gravatar is a Globally Recognised Avatar which, in laymans terms, means a picture that you can use on [...]

10 Aug

BBC starts ID card propaganda

The BBC has started publishing the British government’s ID card propaganda. There is a link on the BBC News website tonight entitled “Fingertip search: How biometric border controls are tackling illegal immigration”.  The article is talking about what the British government says is going to happen in the future assuming they manage to get biometrics [...]

10 Aug

Sick

A 4 year old girl was tortured to death by her mum and her mum’s boyfriend.  When the paramedics turned up they found her with over 100 injuries including fag burns, bruises and bites that had been inflicted over the period of a month. What sort of punishment is suitable for the kind of people [...]

10 Aug

More racism from the British establishment

A High Court review of NICE’s decision not to allow English alzheimers patients to have the drug Aricept on the NHS has failed. NICE is the British government body that decides which medical treatments English people can have on the NHS.  The name – National Institute for Clinical Excellence – is a sick joke.  It [...]

09 Aug

Discredited global warming model rolled out again

The discredited model used by the group of UN “scientists” that resulted in the climate change report that is being used by governments – especially our own – as an excuse to intoruce “green” taxes, has been used again by the same group of scientists to predict climate change over the next 10 years. Once [...]

08 Aug

Eveshambles go bust

Eveshambles have finally gone into administration after much prevaricating and assurances from the last surviving director that all was well. The news is hardly a surprise thanks to the Evesham employees who have been spilling the beans on Evesham in the comments on this blog.  People spending their hard-earned cash with Evesham might have been [...]

08 Aug

The Sky’s the limit

A few weeks ago I swallowed my pride, bit the bullet and decided to line Rupert Murdoch’s grubby pockets again.  Telewest (now Virgin) couldn’t get my broadband to work properly for 3 months and couldn’t tell me when they were planning on fixing it so I gave them the boot and had a scout round [...]

07 Aug

High Court finds against Electoral Commission

The High Court has found partially in favour of UKIP and against the Electoral Commission in UKIP’s appeal against the Electoral Commission’s ruling that it should hand over a £367k donation to the Treasury. The donation was given by Alan Brown, a millionaire bookmaker, but fell foul of rules designed to catch foreigners buying political [...]

05 Aug

British government is racist

An 18 year old girl has been refused permission to apply for a job with the  Environment Agency because she is white and English. The application form asked for ethnic origin and included “White Other, eg. Irish, Welsh, Scottish”.  The application said that preference would be given to those from minorities.  When asked if being White English [...]

04 Aug

South Park Wonko

Daily Referendum has been tinkering with the South Park Studio and created South Park characters for a few bloggers so here’s one for the gallery …

04 Aug

Foot and Mouth

An outbreak of Foot and Mouth has occured in Surrey prompting a ban on moving sheep, goats and cattle across the UK. A 3km exclusion zone has been established around the farm and all exports to Europe have been automatically banned under EU rules. No Mandate Brown has cut his holiday short so he can look [...]

03 Aug

Here foxy, foxy

A Welshman has been fined £200 for hunting with a dog in Wales. The man was seen by an off-duty policeman who was out walking putting a terrier down a fox hole.  The dog flushed out the fox and the fox was shot dead with an air pistol. From what I can gather, he wasn’t [...]

03 Aug

Police State

Traitor Bliar got upset a while back when a Tory MP suggested we were living in a police state.  What does he think now? The Home Office is considering giving Police the power to take DNA samples and fingerprints, without the consent of the “offender” for minor “crimes” such as not wearing a seatbelt, speeding [...]

02 Aug

Scots want over-representation in Europe

The Electoral Commission has been asked to look at ways to reduce the number of MEP’s the UK sends to Europe from 78 to 72. To accommodate Bulgaria and Romania, the UK is losing 6 MEP’s from the European Parliament but the suggestion that Scotland should lose one of its MEP’s has been met with [...]

01 Aug

UKIP branch defects … again?

According to the English Democrats, the entire West Dorset branch of UKIP has resigned and defected to them. As a member of UKIP it’s obviously of interest to me if things like this happen but I’ve got my own branch to look after and as long as they don’t come poaching my members I won’t lose any [...]

01 Aug

Are salesmen getting worse at lying?

With the intermittent nice weather we’ve been getting more door-to-door salesmen than usual but they seem to be getting more and more transparent. Take tonight for instance.  The doorbell just rang so I went to the door … Salesman: “Hello mate, I’m calling from Sky.  We’re doing a quality survey” Me: “Right” Salesman: “Have you [...]

01 Aug

Scouting Centenary

The Scouts is 100 years old today and the milestone is being marked with events up and down the country where Scouts will renew their promises. I was never in the Scouts – by the time my hugely oversubscribed local branch had free places I’d lost interest.  However, my eldest has just joined and I [...]

01 Aug

I know I’m a sinner … is that why I’m a winner?

The results of the Witan blog awards have been officially announced today and yours truly has a couple of mentions. Wonko’s World was voted third best English nationalist blog and joint third English political blog with Guido Fawkes (I’m not worthy, etc). Congratulations to Iain Dale who came first in most categories, including blogger most [...]

01 Aug

Telling George what he wants to hear

No Mandate Brown has been making all the right noises to George Bush during his taxpayer-funded jolly to the States. The other day he said that the world owed the US a debt for what it has done during the illegal invasion and occupation of Afghanistan and Iraq. He told NBC yesterday that “It is a [...]

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