A man in Perthshire has been jailed for assaulting a police officer, singing Spider Pig at them and calling another one “ginger”.
Best go through all those posts and find the references to ginger strawberry blonde people before the anti-terrorist squad come knocking on the door. Is there anything that can’t be used as “aggravation” in a crime nowadays? Racially-motivated, gender-motivated, disability-motivated, ginger strawberry blonde motivated. When will it stop?
Hat-tip: Axel in the comments on this post.
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I wonder – is it actually illegal to sing at a police officer?
Hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha!
You got my message then Gin … Strawberry Blonde?
James, last time I checked it wasn’t illegal to sing at an hofficer of the law but I really wouldn’t be surprised if it was now.
Scottish law is slightly different remember
Sure did: this has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!
Wonko why are you reporting foreign news?
Got to have a bit of foreign news from time to time Gruff, if only to remind yourself that there are less civilised people in the world than the baseball-capped scutters that hang around outside the local off-licence.
William
… there are no border controls between us and you, so expect hordes of smelly refugees, bag piping at you, urinating in your bus shelters and swearing at post boxes