Open up, I’m from the Ginger Protection League

! This post hasn't been updated in over a year and I've changed my opinions on many things over the years. Deleting things I wrote years ago would be like ripping pages out of a diary so I'm not going to do it despite the fact that some stuff I've written in the past will probably be used against me during elections by UKIP hating fascists. You should read this bearing in mind that what I thought in the past might not be what I think now.

A man in Perthshire has been jailed for assaulting a police officer, singing Spider Pig at them and calling another one “ginger”.

Best go through all those posts and find the references to ginger strawberry blonde people before the anti-terrorist squad come knocking on the door.  Is there anything that can’t be used as “aggravation” in a crime nowadays?  Racially-motivated, gender-motivated, disability-motivated, ginger strawberry blonde motivated.  When will it stop?

Hat-tip: Axel in the comments on this post.

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  1. jameshigham (87 comments) says:

    I wonder – is it actually illegal to sing at a police officer?

  2. Andi (82 comments) says:


  3. wonkotsane (1115 comments) says:

    You got my message then Gin … Strawberry Blonde?

    James, last time I checked it wasn’t illegal to sing at an hofficer of the law but I really wouldn’t be surprised if it was now.

  4. axel (1214 comments) says:

    Scottish law is slightly different remember )

  5. Andi (82 comments) says:

    You got my message then Gin … Strawberry Blonde?

    Sure did: this has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!

  6. William Gruff (111 comments) says:

    Wonko why are you reporting foreign news?

  7. wonkotsane (1115 comments) says:

    Got to have a bit of foreign news from time to time Gruff, if only to remind yourself that there are less civilised people in the world than the baseball-capped scutters that hang around outside the local off-licence.

  8. axel (1214 comments) says:


    … there are no border controls between us and you, so expect hordes of smelly refugees, bag piping at you, urinating in your bus shelters and swearing at post boxes

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