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Archive for July, 2008

17 Jul

A constructive use of resources?

Browsing through the paper last night I read a quite bizarre story about two parish council’s in Telford having a bit of a bust-up. One parish council – the Gorge – is the parish containing the Ironbridge World Heritage Site and all the associated musems.  It suffers from quite severe flooding on a regular basis [...]

17 Jul

Another day, another random prediction

Sometimes it seems like everyone in the IT world thinks they’re a psychic – every other day there’s some headline declaring the imminent death or arrival of something computer related. This time it’s the turn of the humble mouse.  Not the little rodent that goes squeak squeak, can’t stand cheese and craps in your cereal [...]

16 Jul

Liebour: A spent force

The pathetic weakness of Liebour has been reconfirmed today with the first day of a two day strike by public sector workers and the Scottish Chancellor’s back-track over the 2p rise in fuel duty. Council workers in England, Wales and Northern Ireland in the Unison and Unite unions went on strike today over a below [...]

15 Jul

Belgium without a government again

The Belgian Prime Minister has tendered his resignation after only a few months heading up a coalition government hastily thrown together under pressure from Federal Europe to prevent delays to the ratification of the EU not-a-Constitution. Unsurprisingly, the Belgian government has fallen on its arse yet again, this time over a devolution package that would [...]

14 Jul

Witanagemot Blogging Awards

Gareth has put up the 2008 Witanagemot Blogging Awards survey. Be sure to pop along and cast your vote for your favourite blogs and I’m not going to drop subtle subliminal hints like last year. Witanagemot Blogging Awards 2008 Technorati Tags: Witanagemot, Blogging, Awards

13 Jul

Drivers won’t pay to use road shock!

The M6 Toll Road has seen a drop in traffic numbers of over 13% in the last year. The road was the first toll motorway in the UK and is operated by Midlands Expressway, a private company that spent a huge wedge of taxpayers money along with another huge wedge of private money on building [...]

13 Jul

Liebour coward criticises David Davis

Tony McNulty, the Liebour Home Office minister who helped bully and bribe the recent “anti-terrorism” legislation through the British Parliament, has criticised David Davis for resigning and forcing a by-election to give the electorate their only chance to have a vote on the abolition of civil liberties. McNulty says that David Davis should have made [...]

13 Jul

Sorry kids, election’s cancelled

The primary school that my children go to has a School Council which gets the kids involved in how the school is run and even how some of the money is spent. Last year the children who wanted to take part stood for election and were voted in by their peers.  However, next year (this [...]

11 Jul

Wii Wii Wii, all the way home

We bought a Nintendo Wii the other day and I strongly recommend one for every household, particularly if there’s a fatty in the household like there is in ours (me ). I’m sitting here typing this with sweat dripping off me (pleasant image, I know) after spending just 10 minutes playing on the Wii. In [...]

09 Jul

Keep banging the drum George

You’d have thought George Ashcroft would have enough to do with his time as a borough councillor, assistant to the local Conswervative PPC and cabinet member for regeneration on Telford & Wrekin Council but apparently not. This letter is in tonight’s Shropshire Star: CIVIL RIGHT TO BE SAFE FROM TERROR Stuart Parr says that he [...]

09 Jul

How long will knife suspects be locked up for?

The Counter Terrorism Bill that will allow suspects of terrorist offences such as teaching someone to shoot a gun, protesting outside parliament or saying “nonsense” to Jack Straw to be locked up for a month and a half without charge hasn’t even passed through the House of Lords yet and already the British government is [...]

08 Jul

Get a grip Cleggover

The Illiberal Dumbocrat leader, Nick Cleggover, says that schools “must tackle homophobia” because 2/3 of gay people in school report homophobia. Quite a shocking statistic that.  You’d have thought it would be nearer 100% like it is with fat kids, thin kids, tall kids, short kids, clever kids, thick kids, rich kids, poor kids and [...]

08 Jul

Gordo faces climate change revolt

I was browsing the BBC News website and saw a heartening headline – “Brown faces climate change revolt“.  My excitement turned to dismay, though, when I read the article.  More than 80 rebel Liebour MPs have signed an amendment to the Climate Change Bill to increase the target for reducing carbon emissions by 2050 from [...]

07 Jul

F**k off Gordo, you sanctimonious twat

No Mandate Brown has urged Brrrritish families to stop wasting food  to combat food shortages and save up to £420 a year in the process. £420?  Whoop-de-fucking-do.  My tax bill, food bill, fuel bill, gas bill, electricity bill and just about every other bill has gone up by more than that thanks, largely, to the [...]

06 Jul

How many complaints did the BBC get?

Regular readers will know that I complained to the BBC over its episode of Dr Who in which it used the phrase “You know how it is, England for the English”.  To see the original complaint, click here. I wonder how many complaints the BBC got.  They certainly got enough to spend time coming up [...]

05 Jul

I’m back!

I’m back off holiday, normal service will be resumed shortly. Thanks to the ginger one for keeping an eye on things here in Wonkoville, disappointed glad to see there’s no pictures of Gemma Atkinson’s breasts plastered all over the place. We had excellent weather for most of the holiday – a bit of rain once [...]

02 Jul

Exit court left

Me again. Wonko will get back from his well-earned break and wonder what he’s done giving me access to this… Still, I’m here with some good news this time: English-hating tennis hack Andy Murray has been knocked out of wimbledon. Good riddance you lanky streak of Scottish piss. One can only hope he will never [...]

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